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bbq1Hi! Trixie here! I know last time Tessie told you all about how Spring is on its way, but somehow, once Spring starts to spring, I find the warmer weather so exciting that I just can’t help but look forward to Summer!

Going through our wardrobe, I found this lovely Summer dress in a bright floral pattern, so I put it on and headed outside. It would be great if we had a pair of sandals for a dress like this, but until Miss Chrissy can find sandals in our size (NB), I decided this dress would look just fine with our shoes. So, with my little feet tight and comfortable in shoes and socks, I took a romp outdoors, and soon found myself near the BBQ grill, which brought back so many pleasant memories of Summertime that I asked Miss Chrissy to take my picture here.

As you may know, we Whimsies do not eat, but that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy a good BBQ! We love the smells of food, all kinds of foods. Our noses are turned up for a reason! Not because we’re “snooty,” because we’re not snooty at all! Whimsies are just abut the most un-snooty creatures on the planet. But we do love to smell wonderful smells, and among my favorite smells of all times are the Summertime foods that are cooked outside on the grill.

When we lived in The Hoard, sometimes, in the Summer, the Hoarder would go outside to cook food on a BBQ grill. I don’t think it was because she was such a great cook, or really enjoyed Summertime that much, but simply because it was easy. You see, the stove in the house was piled so high with all kinds of junk that rather than move the junk and clean up the house, weather permitting, she just decided to go outside to cook. And whenever she would go outside to cook on the BBQ grill, bbq2I loved to sneak out and just sniff and sniff all those wonderful smells of hot dogs and hamburgers, grilled onions and peppers, and especially toasted marshmallows!

Personally, I think there should be a perfume called “Toasted Marshmallows.” Is there anything that smells better?

Miss Chrissy and The Man have this BBQ grill, and will use it in the Summer, when the weather is warm all the time. And when they do, I’ll be there…sniffing away! But for now, I just wanted to give that grill a quick inspection and make sure it’s ready for Summertime.

And guess what? It is! And so am I!

spring2A few weeks ago, I reported how I put on a Winter coat and our new shoes to head outside to listen to the first birds of Springtime. Today was the official first day of Spring, and the weather was so beautiful, and so Spring-like, that we asked Miss Chrissy if we might go outside, and she readily agreed. Miss Chrissy was hanging some towels to dry in the bright sunshine, so we figured if that sunshine was good enough for towels, it was good enough for us as well!

We got out of our jammies and took off our woolen hats and had a fun time sorting through our Wardrobe for weather-appropriate clothing to wear into the sunshine. As you can see here, we are all dressed in comfortable pants and light, short-sleeved tops. I’m wearing those orange pants we got a short while ago, and a cute little cotton hat with a blue checkered pattern on the rim. And you’ll also notice that even though we love our shoes, today we decided to venture outside with NO SHOES!! It was just that kind of day, so beautiful, warm and pleasant.

Mr. Squee also loves going outdoors, lifting his nose to sniff the fresh breeze. He likes to sit in the sunshine quite a bit, and oddly, eat bits of dry, dead grass. None of us understand that, but then…to each his own, I guess.

I guess it might be time to put away our Winter clothes for a while, and start thinking about dressing cooler and lighter. And, oh! We have so many beautiful warm-weather hats to show you! Every season has its own pleasures, and I guess we’re all just about ready to see the end of this Winter, and start thinking about longer, warmer days. Hello, Spring!

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twinsMiss Chrissy here!

The Whimsies are always commenting in this new section, The Wonderful World of Whimsies, but now it’s my turn to say something! I always keep a close eye on the Ebay Adoption Agency, to see if there are any poor Whimsies out there that need a good home, and might be a welcome addition to our little family here in Whimsieville. Today I saw these TWINS at the Adoption Agency, and aren’t they adorable?

I love those cute little outfits, and the red ribbons in their hair. They look like a couple of ragamuffins, but so comfortable and contented. And I love the way they’re just walking along, like they haven’t got a care in the world, with those great big grins upon their silly faces. How could anybody resist them?

How wonderful for them to be able to stay together! I almost wish we could take them in here, but I’m not sure if that might not be too much new Whimsie energy coming in here all at once! Well..they both look so healthy and happy, I’m sure they will have no problem at all getting adopted by a nice family.

TRIXIEICONBOOTSWe recently got our first pair of shoes, and we love them, so I hope Miss Chrissy will not be offended when I say that our little white lace-ups can’t hold a candle to these boots! Just look at this impish Whimsie, in her pink and white countrified dress, and those great, sassy red leather boots! She looks like she could stomp around in the mud all day in those boots and never have to worry about getting her tootsies dirty. Those look like strong, good healthy boots for a strong, good healthy Whimsie.

I’ll bet this Whimsie is named Suzy, and she lives on a farm, or better yet, a cattle ranch. She probably helps her Paw wrangle in the cows every evening at sunset, and only then puts on her frilly, lacy dress to head on down to the local saloon for a fun night of square dancing. Oh yes! It looks like she could square dance all night in those boots!

The way Suzy is posing here is not very ladylike, but then, Suzy herself is probably not very ladylike. I’m sure she cusses and spits and slaps her knee whenever something strikes her as funny. Maybe her Maw is trying to make her act like more of a lady (see how she’s had Suzy pose against that pretty white satin), but for all that trying, Miss Suzy will only agree to put on her frilly, lacy dress when she goes out square dancing. But even then, she refuses to take off those boots! And I’ll bet a lot of the time, she hangs around in blue jeans…or maybe even overalls! Gee…I would love it if Miss Chrissy could find us a nice pair of overalls…

Looking at Miss Suzy here, I think I might like to live on a farm. I think I might even like to try square dancing. But there’s one thing I don’t have to think about very long or very much to be certain of: I KNOW I would love a pair of boots like Miss Suzy’s!

couchThe Whimisies were exceptionally delighted by this week’s episode of Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD. Though their enthusiasm was undeniable, they didn’t talk long before becoming seriously distracted…

TRIXIE. Well! How about that, girls?

TESSIE. Yeah! That’s the stuff!

TILLIE. Agreed! That’s the kind of stuff I like to see!

TRIXIE. If you look online, it seems this episode was named “Yes Men.”

TESSIE. Makes sense. Because Lorelei had the power to turn all men into “yes men.”

TRIXIE. What exactly is ‘yes men’?

TESSIE. It’s an expression. It means someone who always agrees with you.

TILLIE. Especially someone who agrees with the person who’s the boss.4

TRIXIE. Okay! Now I understand. But you know what? I think this episode should have been called “Yes Ladies!”

TESSIE. Because all the ladies were super-strong and powerful!?

TRIXIE. They were! And that’s what I like to see!

TILLIE. Me too! I really liked that Asgardian lady!

TRIXIE. Lady Sif. She’s a warrior!

TILLIE. I’ll say!

TRIXIE. Just like Thor!1792366-thor_and_sif___mighty_thor_2

TESSIE. And would you say she has a little crush on Thor? I think that was hinted…

TRIXIE. It was. And yes, she does. But that’s beside the point.

TILLIE. And most importantly, she doesn’t let that distract her when there’s work to be done.

TRIXIE. And how about Lorelei? She was pretty bad-ass too, wasn’t she?

TESSIE. (gasping) Trixie! Really! The language!

TRIXIE. What? She was! And besides, Agent Coulson said it. Only he said it about Sif. But it’s true about Lorelei too.

TILLIE. Her power was kind of scary, actually. When you think about it, being able to put half the population under your control, simply by talking to them, that’s a pretty awesome superpower.

TESSIE. Yeah! Good thing there was a cure for it!

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TESSIE. Yeah. It was funny when she said ‘Men have a weakness.’

TRIXIE. Haha! And Agent May kind of rolled her eyes.

TESSIE. That was funny….

TILLIE. But that’s not all! I mean, it wasn’t just the Asgardian women who were strong here. Agent May was good too.

TRIXIE. (nodding) My favorite. Kicking ass, as usual.

TESSIE. Trixie!!

TRIXIE. And Simmons and Skye did their part too, in their own small way.

TILLIE. At first, when Agent Ward went under Lorelei’s spell, I thought maybe he was just pretending. And that he would turn around and capture her at some point.

TESSIE. Why? You thought he wouldn’t be drawn in like all the other men? Why not?

TILLIE. I don’t know. I had no idea how they would explain it. It just seemed like something that might happen.

TRIXIE. But it didn’t. Ward went under her spell, just like everyone else.

TESSIE. Just like Fitz too. ‘Oh, isn’t Lorelei wonderful!’ That was hysterical!

TRIXIE. It’s a good thing Agent Coulson wasn’t around to get drawn in too.

TILLIE. Though…wait a minute! Even if he was, that one maybe we could explain.JAIMIE ALEXANDER, CLARK GREGG

TRIXIE. How?

TILLIE. Well, he’s got that alien blood in him, right? We don’t know yet what that alien blood can do, what it can mean. Maybe it could make him immune to Lorelei.

TESSIE. Yeah, but we didn’t go there. We didn’t have to. And it all worked out okay in the end.

TRIXIE. Even when Sif got pulled from the plane. And then Agent Coulson says, ‘So what? She’s an Asgardian!’ And she was hanging on the outside of the plane. I loved that part!

TILLIE. And as good as our SHIELD agents are, it took Sif to get Lorelei under control. I’m glad she was there. Because they needed her. And, because she’s a cool character.

TRIXIE. I hope we’ll see more of her. And not just in the movies. I mean on the TV show.

TESSIE. I hope we’ll find out more about the blue man. And about why Agent May is tattling on Agent Coulson!

TILLIE. You mean at the end, when she calls someone and says ‘Coulson knows.’?

TESSIE. Yeah! What was all that about? Do you think this means she’s one of the bad guys? A double agent?

TRIXIE. No, no, no! Not at all! There’s one thing you have to remember about Agent May. She’s always saying that things are not what they seem, and that you shouldn’t jump to conclusions.

TESSIE. (indignantly) I’m not jumping to conclusions! I took a tiny jump…and there conclusions were…

TRIXIE. But I’m telling you, your conclusion is wrong.

TESSIE. I’m not saying I believe it! I’m just saying it’s possible.

TILLIE. Well, anything is possible on this show. The jury is still out.

TRXIE. What jury?Trial_by_Jury_Usher

TILLIE. The jury that says what’s really going on on the show.

TRIXIE. Is there a jury? Were we in a courtroom? Did I miss something?

TILLIE. No, you didn’t miss anything. It’s just an expression.

TESSIE. It means that nothing is set in stone.

TRIXIE. What stone?

TESSIE. (exasperated) It’s an expression!

TRIXIE. Well, when King Arthur was a boy, he found a sword that was set in a stone. Nobody else could pull it out, but he could.camelot1

TILLIE. Trixie! I’m surprised! How do you know about King Arthur?

TRIXIE. I read it in a comic book one time.

TESSIE. And I saw him in a movie once! It was called Camelot. There was a lot of singing. But there was nothing about a stone…monty-python-image-1

TILLIE. There’s another movie about Camelot, it’s called Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Have you seen that?

TRIXIE. The Knights why say Ni?

TILLIE. ‘Oh, it’s just a flesh wound!’

TRIXIE. (♫singing ♫) Brave Sir Robin ran away…
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TESSIE. What are you two talking about?

TILLIE. (surprised) You’ve never seen this movie?

TRIXIE. Till! We know she hasn’t! If she had, she would remember!

TILLIE. (to Trixie) WHAT…is your favorite color?

TRIXIE. Blue!

TILLIE. WHAT…is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

TRIXIE AND TILLIE BURST INTO GIGGLES.

TESSIE. WHAT…are you two talking about??

The Round Table discussion of the SHIELD episode had by this time seriously deteriorated into a discussion of the Knights of the Round Table (Monty Python style), and when Trixie and Tillie recovered from their giggles, they gave Tessie a full accounting of the movie, until the three of them padded off in their jammied little feet to look for it on the shelves.

Inexplicably, this is one movie that is not on the shelves in Whimsieville, so in the morning, the three were insistently requesting it be added to the Netflix list. One thing you can say about Whimsies: as much as they love their favorite TV show, Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, they also have many other interests that can easily distract them. Which is a good thing, I think. Since…as the expression goes…variety is the spice of life! 😉