This Whimsie scares me a little.
It might just be the outfit, since she’s dressed like a devil. I know it’s supposed to be in fun, but still, it worries me. Her clothes are just too red. And her hair is just TOO RED! And why is her belly showing like that?? And besides, she’s carrying a pitchfork, which looks like it could do some damage, if she poked you with it in just the right place. Oh! And did I happen to mention…she has a TAIL!!!
There’s something unnatural about this Whimsie.
Yes, she’s very pretty. Her eyes are so big and bright, her complexion is flawless; she doesn’t even appear to have any freckles! But that HAIR!! There’s so much of it, and it’s very healthy-looking, but it’s so…so red! I just can’t get over this hair. Sure, my hair is pink, but pink is so much…well…NICER… than red.
Red can be an angry color, and I’m afraid that if I ever met this Whimsie, and for any reason might make her angry (quite by accident, I assure you! I would never do anything to intentionally provoke anyone in a devil’s suit!), perhaps she would take it into her mind to poke me with that pitchfork. Perhaps yes…perhaps no. At any rate, I don’t want to find out.
Maybe I would feel differently if she would just change her clothes, and put on something pretty and pink, and maybe a pair of little white lace-up shoes, and a nice roomy pair of pants to cover up that tail. No, wait! What am I saying?? She doesn’t REALLY have a tail, does she? That’s just part of a costume, right? She’s not really a devil?
Ohh! Woe is me! I’m getting myself all out of sorts over this silly Whimsie in her completely inappropriate costume. I need to calm down. First of all, I sincerely doubt I would ever meet in real life anyone who has such red hair, and carries a pitchfork. And I’m also sure that if by any chance this devil girl tried to wiggle her way into Whimsieville, Miss Chrissy would never allow it, and Mr. Squee would put her out immediately, keeping Whimsieville safe for all decent, normal Whimsies, like me and Tillie and Tessie.
Then again…maybe if I DID meet her, I’d quickly discover she was just wearing this outfit as a big joke, perhaps for Halloween, and after Halloween, when she’s wearing soft jammies (with no actual tail underneath!) she would just sit down and play cards and read books and watch movies with the rest of us. And maybe she’s the most fun Whimsie girl in all the world, with the most delightful giggle and sense of humor, only I would never know it, because I’m too afraid to get anywhere near her when she’s wearing that devil suit.
Jeez! You know that saying, “Clothes make the man”? Well, how about…clothes make the Whimsie?
I think I’ve learned a lesson here. We all have to be so careful about the choices we make.
And to my way of thinking, maybe this Whimsie should have made some better wardrobe choices before she decided to come out in public.
Last night, we saw the first episode in the 
Tomorrow the clocks “Spring Ahead” for Daylight Savings Time, and it’s just in time! Because suddenly the weather has taken a turn for the better—if by ‘better” you mean that we can now go outside in some of the pretty warm weather dresses Miss Chrissy has been buying for us all Winter long. 
The Whimsies were in their jammies and cuddled up in front of the TV for last night’s new episode of Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD. After such a long hiatus, and such a cliffhanger ending at th end of the last episode, their enthusiasm could hardly be contained. Afterwards, they let off a little steam about it all.
TESSIE. Yes! I was a little worried for a while there. I mean, she’s a good character and all, and they really need her, but I don’t entirely trust that Joss Whedon fellow, after some of those Buffy episodes we watched. He doesn’t care who he kills off!
I’m afraid this evening, which had begun so brightly, rapidly deteriorated after this, as Tessie eventually convinced Trixie and Tillie that something had to be done about Joss Whedon and his murderous tendencies. 
First…ME!! I thought I’d pose with our Christmas Oggz from Santa Claus, since we’ve been enjoying them ever since Christmas, but they don’t often get into our photographs. Mostly because they’re so darn hard to photograph well! They might look overbright here, not showing their true colors…but you can’t say the same thing about my new pink outfit! Notice the cute little bow on the top of the polka dot shirt. And the pants are a beautiful shade of light pink! Sure, we have lots and lots of pink pants already, but none in this brilliant color. And the entire outfit feels so very soft and comfortable. Just the perfect thing for laying about on a lazy Sunday and gazing at the colorful Christmas Oggz. 
Tessie is modeling a new jammie in a sassy pink leopard print. How adorable is this? There’s a little pink kittle on the left shoulder with the word “Prrrrrrfect.” I’ll say! This jammie fits a Whimsie just perfectly, and is soft without being overly heavy and warm. You’ll see, though, that Tessie has chosen to pair this new jammie with one of our fine white furry hats, just in case the weather might get a little colder than it is.
But it’s not been incredibly cold these last couple of days, which is why adventuresome Trixie decided to go outdoors for her photoshoot. It was her turn to wear the shoes, and she figured as long as she was wearing shoes, she wanted to step out of the house. She only got as far as the garage, however, in this cute little pink dress that is really more appropriate for Spring and Summer weather, and decided that was far enough. She stopped only long enough for Miss Chrissy to take a couple of pictures, then jumped off the back of the car and ran back into the house as fast as her little shoes would carry her.
