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jam2First, I want to apologize for myself and my fellow Whimsies, for not having a Round Table Discussion the other day, after the latest SHIELD episode. We were so blown away by what happened, we didn’t know what to say, never mind what to think or feel! Even now, a few days later, we are doing better, but we are still reeling from these developments. To tell you the truth, we’re a little bit afraid to watch the next show. No idea what will happen this coming Tuesday.

In the meantime, seeing how distraught we are, Miss Chrissy has attempted to relieve our distress by giving us this special treat of letting us try on some of the new Christmas clothes she recently bought us in Florida. We Whimsies love Christmas so much, trying on Christmas clothes was definitely a mood booster! We don’t want to give away all our Christmas secrets, but here’s a taste of what we have to look forward to next December. Fortunately, Whimsies wear size “NB,” which in our case means “Never Bigger,” so Miss Chrissy is able to buy us clothes at any time, and at any time in the future, they will still fit.

And this little Chrismas jammie fits just perfectly! How bright and colorful! How warm and comfortable! I think Trixie, Tillie and I will be fighting to take turns wearing this pretty jammie, come the holiday season. Of course, there’s plenty of time between now and then, so there’s a really good chance Miss Chrissy will be able to find two other equally attractive and adorable Christmas jammies before then.

For right now, though, I just wanted to let everybody see that despite the horrible betrayal of Mr. Joss Whedon, we Whimsies still have a smile upon our faces. With some things in life, like action-packed TV shows by rude, crude directors, you just never know what’s going to happen. But you can always be certain of other things—like the joys of Christmas.

After last night’s episode of Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, aptly titled “Turn, Turn, Turn,” the Whimsies were left speechless. The Man and I had seen Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier this past weekend, so I was able to prepare them for some of the events in last night’s SHIELD episode, but truthfully, none of us were truly prepared for everything that happened.

During the show, the Whimsies started by hollering “Ah Ha!” at key moments, and “I knew it!” when Agent May confessed how Nick Fury had assigned her to keep an eye on Coulson. Later, the Whimsies cheered (and blushed) when Skye kissed Ward, then welled up and cried along with Simmons, and then Fitz. But in the end, they were speechless. Not a word did they utter until I tucked them into bed with their tiny, sad and bewildered “Good nights.”

Worried, I checked on them before I went to bed. They were tossing fitfully, and I’m quite sure I heard them talking in their sleep. Among the soft mutters I heard: “Trust no one…” and “Whedon…must be stopped…”

Hopefully in a day or two the Whimsies will feel recovered enough to talk about this very startling and emotional episode of SHIELD. They are so sensitive, I sometimes wonder if it’s wise to let them watch such a violent and heartless entertainment. But at this point, they are so invested in the characters, I think it would be nearly impossible to stop them, unless they chose that path for themselves.

f1Miss Chrissy recently went on a week’s vacation to Florida. We missed her, but knew we would be perfectly fine without her for a short while. The Man had no trouble taking care of us…but then, that’s because we Whimsies are extremely easy-going! So undemanding!

The Man watched a lot of Horror Movies while Miss Chrissy was gone, since she does not like them and he does, and this was his chance to do what he wanted to do without making her have to worry about having nightmares. We don’t like Horror Movies either (or nightmares), so we mostly we kept to ourselves in our own room, watching Star Wars movies instead, while we organized our Wardrobe. Because we knew Miss Chrissy was sure to bring us back lots of nice, new clothes from the Florida Thrift Store Boutiques!

And she did! Here we are in just a few of our new pieces.

trixAs you can see, I’m wearing a denim dress, with a large Peter Pan collar, covered with embroidered flowers. There’s something so lovely about the combination of denim—which is rugged and athletic—with the delicate detail of embroidered flowers! I kept the shoes on with this outfit, since Tillie and Tessie didn’t really need shoes for their outfits. They are dressed much more casually, in clothes you would probably only ever wear hanging around the house.

For instance: Tessie is up front in this picture, all in pink and lilac. You’ll recognize the spotted elephant shirt as an existing piece from our Wardrobe, but here she’s paired it with some new polka dot pink stretch pants, and a cute little gingham hat. All right…you might want to wear this hat outside, in the Summertime. But for right now, Tess has chosen to hang about at home, in her soft, cute, comfortable outfit and pink socks! I think the lilac color really brightens up Tessie’s complexion and makes her look so pretty, don’t you?

Tillie is trying out a new color—dark blue! Her new long-sleeved shirt is covered with little white flowers, and what could possibly be more comfortable than gray sweatpants? Everyone’s Wardrobe should include at least one pair of gray sweatpants! And now ours does. Tillie is also wearing a new dark gray woolen hat. This hat might in fact be a little too warm for our current “Springtime is Springing” weather, but Tillie looks so good in it, who could begrudge her a woolen hat?

boxWe got a few more Boutique items from Florida, but two are gorgeous Christmas dresses, so we won’t be showing you those for a while. Also: a new pair of shorts, but these are not yet weather-appropriate, so we’ll have to wait to debut those as well. But with Spring springing up all around us, that will be soon…very soon!

We’re glad Miss Chrissy had a good time in Florida. Yes, we missed her, but got along perfectly fine without her…at least for a short time. Poor Mr. Squee, though! He’s not as adaptable as us Whimsies. Any little change to his schedule and he freaks out! The Man was very good to Mr. Squee, feeding him extra-large meals and plenty of catnip, but feeling out-of-sorts, our brave Dogcatcher spent a lot of time huddled up in his Box House. He didn’t get any new clothes from Florida (because of course Mr. Squee does not wear clothes!) but Miss Chrissy gave him lots of hugs and kisses when she got back—as she did also to The Man…and also to us! 

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This Whimsie is named Lena the Cleaner. I guess she’s a “Cleaner” which is a sort of job, like being a maid. I don’t know how I feel about this. To my way of thinking, Whimsies should never have to work. We get by on our good looks, and our ability to charm People into taking care of us. Why is Lena cleaning? Does she ….brrrrr…actually like cleaning? Or maybe she’s simply bored? I don’t understand her.

I also don’t understand why she has a fork, a knife and a spoon tucked into the clear pockets of her smock. Why would she need a fork, a knife and a spoon? People use these for eating food, but everyone knows that Whimsies don’t eat. I’m imagining maybe Lena uses the fork and knife to clean out dirt from cracks and crevices? Bleah! But then what does she use the spoon for? Measuring out detergent?

It seems to me maybe Lena doesn’t really know much about cleaning. If she did, she wouldn’t use kitchen utensils to do the dirty work. It’s just…not right! I also think she doesn’t know much about cleaning because…well…look at her! She herself is so clean! So pretty! Look at her beautiful silky hair and clear bright complexion! Look at her rosy cheeks! Nobody who is engaged in backbreaking manual labor to that extent could possibly come away from it looking so pretty!

No, if you ask me, Lena should give up her job as a Cleaner and, if she’s insistent on having a job, apply at a Modeling Agency. She is certainly pretty enough to be a model, don’t you think? When I consider all the pretty outfits Tillie, Trixie and I have, and how good we look in those outfits, it strikes me that a Whimsie like Lena wearing those same clothes would send them through the roof of the fashion world! Anything she put on would instantly become a Top Fashion Pick, and yet she insists on wearing that silly cleaning apron.

I don’t understand her…

And how about this? She has such pretty red ribbons in her hair, and is that a diamond necklace she’s wearing? What kind of maid wears a diamond necklace? I think Lena is a mite bit confused.

And one more thing! Look at her groovy sandals! Who wears sandals like that when they’re cleaning? It’s hard to imagine that the sandals and the cleaning outfit came together as a set, but maybe they did, and she’s reluctant to break them up? I would love to have a cool little pair of red sandals like that! How can I get some? Maybe I need to find out how to contact Lena, and ask her about it. But she’s so beautiful, I wonder if she would even bother to talk to a lowly Whimsie like me…

As you can tell, I’m somewhat intimidated by the beauty of this Whimsie. I feel like because she is so beautiful, she might look down on me. But then, I have to remind myself…she sees herself as a maid, who likes to clean things with a fork and a knife. So maybe I’m wrong. Maybe she would be intimidated by me!

Oh, I wish I could meet her and find out!

3whAfter a particularly exciting episode of Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, the Whimsies had much to discuss. As usual. This time, however, they didn’t let themselves get distracted, and so they had a perfectly Marvelous time discussing their favorite TV show. It went something like this…

TESSIE. So! The big question, of course, is this: WHO is the Clairvoyant? Really? It seems there are some good guesses out there, but how can anyone know for sure? I mean, I think once the agents know for sure, they’ll be able to take care of him…or her…but how can they be sure? How can WE be sure?

TRIXIE. I know what you mean! Because we saw that guy in the wheelchair, talking on the monitor, and at first we think HE’S the Clairvoyant, but then it turns out…no. Well, at least probably not.

TILLIE. I would say most definitely not. He was just a pawn, being used by the Clairvoyant, just like some of the other people we’ve seen so far.

TRIXIE. Just like Deathlok is!deathlok

TESSIE. So, if it’s not that guy, and it’s obviously not Deathlok, then who is it?

TRIXIE. Well, I know who it’s not. It’s NOT May.

TILLIE. You don’t think so?may

TRIXIE. No, of course not! For a while there, they wanted you to think it was, and it’s clear she’s up to something, but we can’t say for sure it’s something bad. I don’t think May would do anything bad against the other agents.

TESSIE. I don’t think so, either. But they sure did a nice job of making you question her for a while there.

TILLIE. Pretty cool, huh? How there are so many people under suspicion now.

TRIXIE. I heard some people online thinking maybe the Clairvoyant is Agent Garrett. But I don’t believe that.

TILLIE. I don’t believe that either.

TESSIE. Ooh! Ooh! I don’t believe that either, but you know what I do believe about Agent Garrett? I think maybe we’re going to find out later that he’s Skye’s father.

TRIXIE. HUH??? Ya think??

TESSIE. Well, didn’t we hear that her parents were SHIELD agents?

TILLIE. Yes, and we heard they died. But of course, that doesn’t mean anything in this universe. There’s lot of people who are supposed to be dead, but they’re really not.

TESSIE. Yeah, and mostly I just got a feeling when Agent Garrett and Skye were talking. It was nice. I would like it if he turned out to be her father.

TRIXIE. Me too. And that would certainly shut up those bozos who think Agent Garrett is the Clairvoyant.

TILLIE. Oh, don’t be silly, Trix. We all know it’s not him.

TESSIE. But we DO know now that it’s a SHIELD agent. At least that’s the thinking at this point.

TILLIE. Right. And there’s another agent we have to suspect a lot more than Agent Garrett.VictoriaHandavatar

TESSIE. I know who you mean! That Victoria lady with the glasses and the lipstick!

TRIXIE. My money is on her. I wouldn’t be surprised.

TILLIE. I wouldn’t either. Expect for one thing. It’s just too easy. All signs point to her at the end of the episode—

TESSIE. UhDUH!!! Yeah! “When Agent Coulson and his team get back, kill them all!”

TILLIE. I guess we’ll have to wait and see on that. Not if they all get killed. I doubt that will happen. But I think it will be pretty soon that we’ll know for sure about the Clairvoyant.

TESSIE. What?? So are you saying, maybe it’s NOT her?

TILLIE. I’m just saying it’s too EASY. Sometimes the easiest answer is not always the correct one.

TRIXIE. Like with Agent May.

TILLIE. Right.

TESSIE. Well…if it’s not May, and it’s not Lipstick Lady…then who?

TILLIE. I don’t know. But I do know this —and I’ll be really, really disappointed if I’m wrong—but I feel pretty certain it’s someone we’ve already seen.

TRIXIE. Right. Because that wouldn’t be fair at all, if in the next week or two they suddenly introduce some new character, and it turns out that THAT person is the Clairvoyant.

TILLIE. There are other shows that might do that, but I don’t think SHIELD will. I think they want to keep us guessing, and when they finally tell us, we’ll all hit ourselves in the head and say, “Of course! Why didn’t I see that?”

TESSIE. Yeah, I know that’s what I’ll do, and that’s how I’ll feel, because I have to tell you, right now I’m feeling a little confused.Jazz at Lincoln Center

TRIXIE. (laughing) Yeah, it’s like that joke that Jerry Seinfeld tells all the time, about people watching confusing movies, and suddenly blurting out…”Oh! So you mean that guy is WITH them…”

TESSIE. (laughing) Yeah. That’s exactly how I feel right now.

TILLIE. That’s okay. Miss Chrissy says she feels the same way. The Man thinks he knows what’s going on, he thinks it’s Agent Hand. Her name is Victoria Hand, not “Lipstick Lady.”

TRIXIE. Well, you know, The Man knows his Marvel Comics stuff pretty good. Almost as good as I do! So I think I would have to throw in my vote with him.

TESSIE. Okay, okay! But enough about the Clairvoyant already! Can we talk about something else?

TILLIE. Anything in particular?

TESSIE. Well….let me ask you this: was there not something that happened in this episode that totally blew you away?

TILLIE. (groaning) Ugh! This is not something about Fitz, is it?

TESSIE. No, not at all! Though he WAS adorable. And he did almost get shot by May.

TILLIE. Then you must mean about Skye becoming a SHIELD agent? Because that was pretty cool!

TRIXIE. It was! And about time, I say! But I think I know what Tess is talking about. You mean about Agent Ward? About him killing that poor guy in the wheelchair?

TESSIE. YES!!!

TRIXIE. I know. I agree. I didn’t expect that.

TILLIE. I didn’t expect it either. And usually, it’s good when things happen that you don’t expect. But it’s not so good if things happen that don’t really make sense.

TRIXIE. And you think that didn’t make sense?

TESSIE. I’ll answer this one, Trix. And the answer is: NO. It did NOT make sense.

TRIXIE. Why would Agent Ward do that? Because the wheelchair guy was saying some bad things about Skye? And he wanted to protect Skye? So he just up and shoots wheelchair guy?ward

TILLIE. First of all, we would have to believe that Agent Ward was gullible enough to think that just because this guy was SAYING he was the Clairvoyant, that he simply believed him. Even after they’ve all seen that the Clairvoyant manipulates and uses people to do his work.

TRIXIE. (nodding) Or HER work.

TESSIE. Right. So first of all, I agree. I don’t think Agent Ward is that stupid. And I also don’t think that suddenly he’s not able to keep his emotions under control. I mean, really! He’s been Mr. Cool through this whole thing, Mr. Iceberg even, and now all of the sudden someone says something he doesn’t like, and he just hauls off and shoots them.

TILLIE. That didn’t sit right with me. Agent Ward shooting a defenseless, immobile man in a wheelchair…

TRIXIE. Didn’t sit right with me either. But I think we’re supposed to believe that he’s starting to care so much about Skye that he would do anything to protect her.

TESSIE. Well…okay. But still…doesn’t really make sense.

(They all stop a moment, and sigh. Then…)

TILLIE. Well, every show can’t do everything right. But overall, this was a super episode, don’t you think?

TRIXIE. I’m looking forward to what happens next! It’s just getting crazier and crazier.
TESSIE. (sighing) I only hope I can feel a little less confused.

TRIXIE. Maybe we just need to watch the episode again. Do you think that would help?

TESSIE. (brightly) I know it would! Could we do that? Could we watch it again? Right now, do you think?

TILLIE. (hurrying off) I’m going to ask Miss Chrissy if we can use the TV! Does anyone here know how to operate the DVR?

TRIXIE. I do! I do!

TESSIE. Ooh! Ooh! Right now? Really?

TRIXIE. Sure! Miss Chrissy and The Man have to get some sleep so they can get up and go to work tomorrow, but we don’t have to wake up at any particular time. We can stay up all night if we want!

dinoTESSIE. Oh! I would love to stay up all night watching TV shows! What could be better? But remember…we did promise Fred and Wilma we would take them for a walk if the weather is nice…

TRIXIE. And we will. But we can do that later in the day, they won’t mind. First, let’s see what Tillie found out. Here she comes! And Miss Chrissy is right behind! Let’s see what she says…

Well, it’s true, The Man and I were done with the TV for the night, and since the Whimsies were so enthusiastic about re-watching the SHIELD episode, I told Tillie I didn’t see any reason why they couldn’t watch it again right away.

Trixie THOUGHT she knew how to operate the DVR, but in fact she was forgetting a few steps, so I sat down and showed all of them how to work it. Between the three of them, I’m sure they’ll have no problem remembering. aaasqueeThey were extremely grateful, and so excited to settle back on the couch, surrounded by their pillows and blankets, with Mr. Squee curled up at their feet.

I gave them each a kiss goodnight, and asked them to keep the noise down, so they put the TV to the lowest possible volume. Whimsies have excellent hearing. I’ve learned it’s one of their most finest attributes—right behind their “joie de vivre,” and consideration for others.