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Today was another one of those lovely Springtime days, so the Whimsies wanted to spend it outdoors. So, as is their custom, they foraged through their Wardrobe until they found the perfect outfits for a day like this—all soft clothing, in a combination of solids, stripes and polka dots. (You may not be able to see it in this picture, but Trixie is wearing polka dot pants!)

The Whimsies also wanted to hang out with their miniature dinosaur pets, so after they took their daily walk all around Whimsieville, they settled down on the porch to hang out and play games. First, they all played the Memory game, and you would be surprised to learn what good memories dinosaurs have! Fred won. Then they played “I Spy” and 20 Questions, and Tag, and Red Light, Green Light, and they finished up the afternoon with a quick game of Kick Ball (at which, I am afraid to tell you, miniature dinosaurs are not very good at all—the Whimsies won! It was a shut-out.)

I managed to snap this lovely portrait of the happy group late in the day, when they were all starting to feel a bit tired, but, as you can tell by their smiles, obviously happy. And who wouldn’t be happy, with such a day of perfect weather, fun games and good friends?

jamAll cozy-ed up in their Springtime Jammies, the Whimsies sat down with us to watch the latest episode of Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD. Some Springtime storms were passing through the neighborhood, so there was a large weather map, and two crawls, one on the top and one on the bottom of the screen, through which the show had to break through to make its appearance. It was annoying at first, but the action was compelling enough that we quickly forgot all about the weather annoyances, and concentrated solely on what was going on in the Marvel Universe. Afterwards, here are some of the things the Whimsies had to say about it.

TILLIE. Well, of course, the first good thing is that we actually got all the way through the show without Mr. Meteorologist making an untimely appearance!

TRIXIE. Yeah! I wasn’t sure we were going to make it, after the way Monday night went. We did have a little thunder and lightning, but it wasn’t that bad.Cloud_to_ground_lightning_strikes_south-west_of_Wagga_Wagga

TESSIE. And the show wasn’t bad either! Not bad at all! It’s just taking us further and further along in the story.

TILLIE. I know what you mean. These last few episodes, it doesn’t even feel like ‘episodes’ anymore, it just feels like one big, long story, and they’re just letting a little bit of it out at a time.

TESSIE. Because it would be too much for us to take in all at once! There’s so much happening!

TRIXIE. And I think the best thing that happened tonight is something that didn’t happen. Skye did not get killed by Ward.

TESSIE. Why? Did you really think that was going to happen?

TRIXIE. Well, no…not really. We talked about that last time, how they can’t kill Skye. But still, it was nice to see that it didn’t happen.

TILLIE. And what was even better was the way she stood up to him! She was very strong.

TESSIE. I loved the way they were talking together in the Diner. She kept saying, ‘Gee, it must be hard to be under-cover, having to LIE to everyone all the time.’ And then she said, ‘What would you say to Agent Garrett, if you could you see him again? Would you tell him he was DISGUSTING?’

TRIXIE. Haha! Yeah! Because she was really saying all that to WARD.

TILLIE. And then she let him have it!

TESSIE. She called the cops on him!

TILLIE. Which was very bold, only she made one slight miscalculation.keystone - Copy

TRIXIE. Yeah: thinking that five or six cops were going to be able to keep Ward from escaping!

TESSIE. Exactly! She should have known better!

TILLIE. Yeah, but she was doing the best she could. And then later she said, ‘I’m never going to give you what you want.’ Strong. Very strong.

TESSIE. Until she thought Deathlok was going to kill him. Then she caved.

TILLIE. Well, she said, ‘He’s a murderer.’ And Deathlok said, ‘Yes, but are you?’ And she’s not. So then she couldn’t let Deathlok kill him.

TRIXIE. I hope this doesn’t mean she still likes him.

TILLIE. I hope so too. I’ll be really disappointed if this whole Skye and Ward thing keeps going, if somehow they find a way to redeem him. He’s unredeemable. He should stay that way.

TRIXIE. Jeez! Till! No love left for Ward, huh?aaaa

TILLIE. None at all.

TRIXIE. So then, you didn’t believe him when he kept telling her he still cared about her, he always cared about her?

TILLIE. Not at all.

TRIXIE. And when she stole the police car, and he ran after her shouting, ‘Wait! You don’t understand! I’m not trying to hurt you!’

TILLIE. Why should I believe that? He’s a liar. And he’s killed people. They’ll have to go a long, long way to bring him back, as far as I’m concerned.

TESSIE. I know what you mean, Till. I’m not really on Team Ward so much myself either right now.

TRIXIE. Well, I’m not saying I am, either. And him saying it’s all ‘Nothing personal,’ well, that just doesn’t cut it for me.

TESSIE. Me neither! It’s ALL personal.

TRIXIE. Yeah, and it was cool how Deathlok got him back with that line about it not being personal. He was just doing what Garrett told him to do.

TILLIE. So maybe now Ward will feel betrayed by his mentor? Maybe now he’ll come away from the Dark Side? Is this how they’re going to try to redeem him?

TRIXIE. It certainly seems like they’re trying to keep the door open for Ward.

TILLIE. I’m sorry. I’m just not buying that.

TRIXIE. I guess we’ll have to wait and see what happens.

TESSIE. Yeah! We have two more episodes left now till the end of the season. So something might happen with Ward before then. Or, they might leave it till next season. Either way, we’re really set up for a lot more action, don’t you think?

TILLIE. And not only that! Not only action! What about all that stuff at the end with Coulson finding out more about the Tahiti project—agents-of-shield-visit-tahiti-530x530

TESSIE. O.M.G.!!! Can you believe it?

TILLIE. Actually, I really can. I mean, I never saw it coming, but now that we know, I can believe it, because that’s good storytelling, and that’s what you get with Joss Whedon.

TRIXIE. Even though we don’t particularly like what he does with some of our favorite characters, we do have to admit…he’s pretty darn good at a story twist.

TESSIE. I never suspected at all that Coulson himself was in on the Tahiti project.

TILLIE. But it does explain a lot, doesn’t it? Like, when Skye was given the alien blood, Coulson was very, very much against it. He would have preferred to see her die rather than get that blood. It was never really explained why, at the time. But now we can kind of imagine that on some level, he’s retained some knowledge of the Tahiti project, on a subconscious, emotional level. That’s why he was so much against it.

TRIXIE. And how about his reaction, after he sees the Level 10 transmission of himself? He’s just like…HUH…

TILLIE. Classic!

TESSIE. And as you say, Till, sets us up for next season. All this talk about eventual psychosis and everything…

TRXIE. Gives us something to look forward to, huh?

TILLIE. I HOPE you’re being sarcastic, Trixie! I mean, I certainly hope you aren’t suggesting that you want to see Agent Coulson go crazy!o_m_g

TRIXIE. Of course I’m being sarcastic! I don’t want any of our agents to go crazy! But what I DO want is the possibility that someone might go crazy.

TILLIE. Well, we certainly have that now. But let’s not jump ahead of ourselves!

TESSIE. Ooh! Ooh! Getting back to this episode…can I say something? Can I just say how much I loved seeing the flying car?

TRIXIE. Oh! That was fun, indeed!

TESSIE. And I loved when Tripp said he would help Simmons in the kitchen, and Fitz jumped right up and ran ahead of him, and said, ‘Don’t worry! I’ve got this!’

TILLIE. For sure, he is still not on the Tripp Train.

TESSIE. Yeah, but it was kind of touching to see how upset he got when he learned Ward was a traitor.

TESSIE. He really flipped out!

TILLIE. Yeah, but Coulson restored order.

TESSIE. And said, ‘Don’t worry, I’m going to have a major freak out later.’

TRXIE. (giggling) That was funny!

TESSIE. And Skye’s hair, when the flying car landed. That was funny too.

TILLIE. It was. But you know, those are probably the only funny parts about tonight’s episodes. Otherwise, it was pretty serious. All peril, and chasing, and good versus evil.

TESSIE. I especially liked that little bit at the end, at the motel, around the pool, when Fitz asked Simmons to say she wasn’t Hydra. And he said, ‘Good, cos I’m not Hydra either.’

TILLIE. He was just checking. After what happened with Ward, his faith has been shaken. He doesn’t know what to believe.

TRIXIE. Fitz says he doesn’t believe people are basically evil. Simmons thinks some people are evil, like Ward. But Fitz doesn’t agree.

TESSIE. Yeah, it was kind of nice, for once, seeing them having a differing opinion on something. They’re always so much alike, they can finish each others sentences. But they obviously disagree about good and evil.antoine_triplett_aos_9485

TILLIE. Well, one more thing they disagree about: Tripp. It’s a nice little romantic triangle.

TESSIE. I like Tripp. He’s a good guy. I just don’t know if he’s right for Simmons.

TRIXIE. I like Tripp too. But I think there’s way too much other stuff going on right now to be wondering about romantic triangles.

TILLIE. I think May likes Coulson.may coulson

TESSIE. Well, of course she does!

TILLIE. No, I mean, she likes him likes him.

TRIXIE. You think so?

TILLIE. (nodding) I think we might see some story development in their relationship too.

TESSIE. But not right away, I hope! I mean, maybe next season, right? Because we don’t have TIME for romance right now! We still have a lot of loose ends to tie up this season before we move into more stories!

TILLIE. The show IS going to be back, right? It has been renewed?

TRIXIE. I keep checking the internet to find out for sure, but every time I see something that looks like it might have the answer, it also says SPOILERS on the last episode, so I don’t want to read it. Because I certainly don’t want to be spoiled!

TILLIE. Me neither!

TESSIE. Me neither!

TRIXIE. We’ll have to ask The Man about it. He usually keeps up pretty good with this kind of stuff.

TESSIE. Okay! Let’s go ask him!

And the three little Whimsies jumped down off the couch and ran through the house to find The Man and ask him about the future of SHIELD . We’ve been so busy here in Whimsieville, however, I may have to wait until next week to tell you what they find out. See you then!

groupHi, everyone! Our plan for today was to go through our Wardrobe and find our prettiest Sprngtime dresses and do a Fashion Show for you. Yesterday was so lovely, and that was when we got the idea, but then our day got busy and we never got around to it, so we said, “Oh, well…there’s always tomorrow.” And now here it is…today…which is yesterday’s “tomorrow,” and yes the day has come as expected, but the Weatherman had different plans for this day. It does not feel at all like Springtime! It’s been raining since the moment we woke up, and we have not seen the sun at all. Miss Chrissy’s poor plants haven’t had a drop of sunshine all day, though she is still keeping the window blinds open, offering them a sort of dreary brightness (which is better than nothing, and truth be told, has its own particular charm).

As for us, of course we are disappointed that it isn’t right today for those Springtime dresses, but we are Whimsies, and if there’s one thing that Whimsies are, it’s flexible! So we got a new idea! Yes, it’s Springtime, and we want to honor the Springtime color of GREEN, but since we’ve been hanging out in the house all day watching movies, just lounging around, we thought it would be best to show off some of our favorite Springtime JAMMIES! So here they are, and as you’ll see, each of us has a Fashion Show explanation for our choices.

trixieFirst, here is the lovely Miss Trixie, dressed in a jammie outfit she likes to call “Froggie Fun.” As you’ll notice, the footies of Miss Trixie’s jammies are cute little frog faces! And the green and white terrycloth stripes seem just perfect, and perfectly comfortable, for a fine Spring day hanging out among the lillypads with the froggies, or…hanging out at home with your friends, watching movies! On the upper left of the outfit there is another little green frog, with the words “Cute As Can Be!” Oh, and isn’t Miss Trixie simply cute as can be in her “Froggie Fun” jammies!

tillieNext, let’s take a look at Tillie, who has called her jammie outfit “Berry Sweet”—because that’s what it says around the large pink strawberry on her left hip, and also because Tillie herself is, in fact, Berry Sweet! You’ll notice how fun and lively all those big white polka dots look on the lovely green cotton backdrop. Miniature white polka dots in a field of pink surround her neck, her wrists, and the bottom of her feet! Yes, these are footie pajamas, but there will be very little walking about when wearing this jammie, since it is just perfect for lounging around the house on a rainy Spring day.

tessieNow, finally, let’s have a look at the outfit I’ve chosen. I call it “Flower Power” because all these bright and colorful flowers against a white cotton background are making such a bold statement for the power of flowers to brighten one’s mood, even when the sun won’t shine all day. I’ve paired these jammies with some comfy pink socks to keep my tootsies warm. Oh, and one more thing you’ll notice about all of us. Snap, snap, snap! We’re all wearing snaps! Such a practical and unobtrusive way to keep our jammies in place.

Well, that’s our Fashion Show. Hope you like our jammies! Hope you are all wishing you could be a Whimsie too, so you also could wear such comfy and wonderful clothes as we always do! Back to our movies, but before we go, here’s one more shot of all of us, hanging out with our favorite Dogcatcher, Mr. Squee. You’ll notice Mr. Squee has chosen to wear his fashionably soft fur coat in a hue of dark, dark brown, so brown it almost looks black! But don’t let Mr. Squee fool you! Thought he looks so comfortable among the blankets and pillows and all his Whimsie friends, and looks as if he doesn’t give a hoot about Springtime or Fashion, he too is getting into the spirit of Spring, by just barely letting you see the lovely GREEN color of his cat eyes!

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whim-CopyanniefaceLast time, Tessie wrote about Whimsies who always have their eyes closed, and how weird that is. This time, I’m writing about a particular Whimsie I’ve discovered who always has her eyes open — WIDE open!! In fact, I would say freakishly wide open! And look at her eyelashes!! Way too many eyelashes. No ordinary Whimsie has that many eyelashes.

Personally, I think she looks a little scary.

Her name is Annie, and if we are to believe her PR, she’s an astronaut. Now, why in the world a Whimsie would ever want to travel into outer space is simply beyond me. Everything here on earth is so cozy and comfortable, why would you want to go to a place where not only are there no blankets and pillows and warm jammies and friends and pretty flowers, but there also happens to be NO AIR. Hello! Did you hear me?? NO AIR. That doesn’t sound comfortable at all.

But this one, Annie the Astronaut, is all decked out in her bright gold astronaut uniform, and doesn’t she just look ready for traveling to distant planets? She’s so wide-eyed with wonder over the whole idea of interplanetary travel that her eyes are just about popping out of her head!

annie1First of all, who ever heard of a Whimsie with green eyes? Well, there is one other I’ve seen, her name is Fannie, but her eyes look normal while being green. Annie’s eyes most decidedly do not look normal. I’m guessing maybe she got herself into a place where there wasn’t quite enough oxygen, and the pressure started to make her eyes bug out. Ouch! Uncomfortable…

But that’s not all! Check out her hands and feet! They’re blue! And it’s not like she’s wearing blue gloves and blue shoes. No! We’re supposed to believe she’s wearing gloves and shoes, but if you look closely, it’s her actual hands and feet that are blue! How does that equal being an astronaut? Now, I’ve been around a while, and I’ve seen quite a few trips to the moon on television, but in all my years, I’ve never seen NASA send someone into outer space with blue paint on their hands and feet! What is the purpose of that, anyway?

The more I think about this, the worse it gets…

anniehairOh! And here’s one more thing. Here’s another picture, of another one called “Annie the Astronaut.” You’ll notice she also has that peculiar wide-eyed stare, and the blue hands and feet, but this one has long, long hair, and the other has short, short hair. Now, maybe it’s the same gal, and she just pulled her hair up for the other picture, but if you ask me, it might be possible that there are a LOT of these Annie the Astronauts out there, like they’re….CLONED or something! Like maybe they’re robots, or from another planet!! Maybe they’re aliens, and this whole “Astronaut” thing is just a cover story for why they’re here on earth, but secretly, their plan is to conquer our planet and give us all blue hands and blue feet, and make us all stare off into space like that, like we’re possessed…

Okay, okay. I know what you’re saying. That Trixie, she reads too many comic books. She’s letting her imagination run away with her. Well, I agree, I do read a lot of comic books, and what I’m suggesting does indeed sound like a plot from a comic book story, but on that second point…no, not really. I don’t think I’m letting my imagination run away with me. I think it’s perfectly reasonable of me to be concerned about a Whimsie who looks so abnormal. It almost looks like there’s nothing behind those wide green eyes—no intelligence behind that empty-eyed stare. Well, it’s either that, or maybe too much intelligence! The intelligence of a space creature just waiting to turn us all into interstellar zombies!!!

AaaaaahhhhHH!

And I thought the red devil girl Whimsie was scary! Nope. She’s absolutely adorable in comparison to Annie the Astronaut.

I’m going to have nightmares.

hatsnov1Well, it’s that time again! The Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD episodes have been coming one right after the other, and the action is really heating up. Or is it? The Whimsies may not think so, as I learned when I listened in on this conversation…

TESSIE. Can you believe it? This season is almost over!

TRIXIE. I know! And I can’t believe with so little time left till the end, they wasted so much time on that cellist story!

TILLIE. Why? You didn’t like the cellist?

TRIXIE. Oh, I like her all right. I mean, it’s Amy Acker, right?1fred

TESSIE. We love Amy Acker! We love Fred!

TILLIE. Yes, we do. She’s great! And she was a great choice for Coulson’s girlfriend. And it was a nice story, don’t you think?

TRIXIE. It was a nice story, a lovely story, a beautiful story. A story I would love to hear some time…but not right now! We’re in the middle of some really intense stuff here! We don’t have TIME to stop and have a tender love story right now!!

TILLIE. Well…when you put it that way, I see what you mean.

TESSIE. It did kind of slow everything down. And when they kept switching back and forth between what was happening with the cellist, and what was happening with Skye and Ward, I got kind of annoyed. It was hard to keep track, and who cares about the cellist, anyway?

TILLIE. Even though she IS Amy Acker…

TESSIE. But I was more concerned to find out what was going to happen to Skye!

TRIXIE. And what did happen? Nothing yet! We don’t know anything yet!!

TILLIE. Yeah, that’s frustrating.

TESSIE. I want to make sure Skye is going to be okay. And we still don’t know that.

TRIXIE. And we can’t TRUST Joss Whedon, so maybe she WON’T be okay.

TILLIE. (certainly) Oh no…she’ll be okay. I would bet on it.

TESSIE. Why do you say that?

TILLIE. Because did you hear what she said her given name was? The people who got her at the orphanage called her “Mary Sue.”

TRIXIE. So?1skye

TILLIE. So, don’t you ever read FanFiction? Don’t you know what a Mary Sue is?

TESSIE. No. Are you gonna tell us?

TILLIE. A Mary Sue is when a fanfiction writer puts themselves into the story they’re writing. There’s a lot of bad, mean stuff you can say about a Mary Sue, but one thing is sure, the Mary Sue is the readers’ main point of identification in the story.

TRIXIE. Oh! So, I see what you’re saying. If Skye is “Mary Sue,” then she’s the one we identify with.

TILLIE. Well, don’t we? I mean, we aren’t super-smart with computers like she is, but—

TRIXIE. Hey! Speak for yourself!

TILLIE. —but we came in from the outside, just like Skye. We didn’t know anything about the inner workings of SHIELD, and we’ve learned right along with her. If Joss Whedon kills off Skye, then it’s like he’s killing the audience. And that wouldn’t be a very wise thing to do.

TESSIE. NO, it wouldn’t. But you know what? I wouldn’t put it past him!

TRIXIE. Yeah! I don’t trust him!

TESSIE. I don’t trust him either!

TILLIE. I don’t trust him much either, but I just don’t think he’s going to kill Skye. I mean, if he had wanted to do that, he could have done it when she was shot in the stomach. But he didn’t.

TRIXIE. That’s right! We’re building her up as an 0-8-4! He wouldn’t go through all the trouble to create all this mystery about her being an 0-8-4, and then kill her. It wouldn’t make sense.

TILLIE. Agreed! So we think Skye will be okay. But we’ll have to wait until next week to find out for sure.

TESSIE. Or the week after THAT…

TRIXIE. OR…Joss Whedon could leave us hanging until the next season starts!! AAaargh!!

TILLIE. Now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. One episode at a time, girls.

TESSIE. Yeah! So what else did you like about this episode?

TRIXIE. I liked the nod to Bruce Banner. Oh yeah, Bruce Banner made this thing we’re gonna use, and it has gamma rays. And Coulson says “Oh well then, we should be just fine.” Or something like that.

TESSIE. (giggling) That was pretty funny!

TILLIE. Yeah! But you know what was not funny? May leaving!

TRIXIE. Yeah! What was all that about? Is she deserting them?

TILLIE. I don’t think she’s deserting them, exactly. But she’s got some other kind of plan going on. Something else she needs to do. We don’t know yet…

TESSIE. We don’t. But wasn’t her mother so cute?

TRIXIE. Yeah! Exactly like you would expect May’s mother to be! But what “agency” is she from?

TILLIE. If she IS from an agency. Maybe she just said that, meaning because she’s NOT from an agency.1mariahill

TRIXIE. Well, no matter. It looks like May is after someone named Maria, and I’m going to bet it’s Maria Hill.

TESSIE. Because we see her in the coming attractions! But at least we know May doesn’t want to KILL her!

TRIXIE. At least that! 1rdjr

TILLIE. And remember what Miss Chrissy said? At the end of the Captain America movie, it looks like Maria Hill is going to work for Stark Industries.

TRXIE. Yeah! So that means maybe we could have an appearance by Tony Stark before this season is over!

TESSIE. The Man said he read an interview with the actress who plays Skye, and she said she was getting all fan-girl giggly and mushy when some special guest star shows up!

TILLIE. And you assume that means Robert Downey Jr. will make an appearance as Tony Stark?

TESSIE. Well, that’s a good guess, isn’t it?

TRIXIE. An excellent guess! Though, she could also be getting all fan-girl giggly and mushy for Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner!

TESSIE. Oh!! You would like that, wouldn’t you, Trix?

TRIXIE. Of course! Who wouldn’t?

TESSIE. I’m hoping for Robert Downey Jr.

TILLIE. What? You have a crush on Iron Man? But I thought you liked Fitz!

TESSIE. I do! Of course I do! But I can have more than one boyfriend at a time, can’t I?

TRIXIE. And speaking of Fitz, what did you think of his answer when he was on the lie detector? About what would be in the box if he was on a deserted island?1fitzsimmons

TESSIE. He said Simmons. No hesitation.

TRIXIE. So I guess….maybe not so much like brother and sister?

TESSIE. Maybe not, after all….

TILLIE. Another story that has to play out.

TESSIE. I liked when he said that Trip was ‘insufferable.’ That was funny! Because Trip is not insufferable at all! He’s very much a good guy. At least, as far as we can tell.

TRIXIE. Yeah! Trip is cool! His grandfather was a Howling Commando! How cool is that? I like him. And I think Fitz is just about the only person that doesn’t. Well, Agent Coulson may not trust him yet completely, but Fitz is way out of line.

TESSIE. Cos he likes Simmons. I have to admit.

TILLIE. What’s not to like? She’s so cute!

TESSIE. She’s adorable! I love her accent!

TRIXIE. Oh, you love anybody with a British accent…

TESSIE. I do! Is there anything wrong with that?1fogg

TRIXIE. Nothing! Nothing at all! I just wonder how many times you’re going to watch that movie Around the World in 80 Days, just to keep listening to Philliest Frog!

TESSIE. Philias FOGG!

TRIXIE. Frog, Fogg, whatever…. There ARE other movies in the world, you know…

TESSIE. Yes! But not many that are THIS entertaining.

TRIXIE. Oh really? You don’t say! Well, what about—

TILLIE. Hey girls! Girls! Let’s save this discussion for another time. We’re supposed to be talking about SHIELD!

TESSIE. Well, I have only one more thing to say about SHIELD. I don’t think it was fair that Ward was able to trick the super-duper lie detector machine.

TESSIE. Now there’s one thing we can agree upon! That was such a cheat!

TILLIE. Agreed! I felt really bad that the Lanyard Agent got murdered by Ward, but you know what? He kind of had it coming. If he would have taken his lie detector machine seriously, maybe Ward would be in prison now and he would still be alive.

TESSIE. It’s terrible…a terrible thing…I liked the Lanyard Agent…

TILLIE. Okay, okay! Let’s not get all maudlin about him! Yeah, he was a great character, we liked him, he was funny, and I think Joss Whedon made a big mistake killing off such a likeable character before we really got to know him too much, but I guess if Whedon’s got to kill somebody, better him than one of the agents we’ve been following all season.

TESSIE. I don’t want to talk about it anymore! It’s too upsetting!

TILLIE. Okay, what shall we talk about instead?

TESSIE. Something happy! Can I ask you two a question?

TRXIE. Sure! Fire away!

TESSIE. Well, thinking about that question everybody was asked on the lie detector, what’s in the box that floats up on your deserted island…silver

TRIXIE. No problem there! The complete collection of Marvel Masterworks of the Silver Age of Marvel Comics!

TESSIE. You mean those books The Man has on the shelves? That’s got to be a pretty big box that’s floating up on your island there!

TILLIE. What about you, Tess? What do you want on your island?1tim

TESSIE. Well, I’ve thought about this a bit, and I’ve decided…a ukulele!

TRIXIE. A ukulele?

TILLIE. But, Tess! You don’t play!

TESSIE. Exactly! So this would be a perfect opportunity for me to learn!

TRIXIE. I stayed in a Hoard once where the Hoarded liked to listen to Tiny Tim all the time! I think I’ve had just about all of the ukulele I can stand!

TESSIE. I always wanted to learn to play an instrument, and ukulele doesn’t look too hard. And besides, it doesn’t make much sense to play the ukulele unless you’re also singing along.

TRIXIE. Now THAT makes sense, Tess! Because you have a lovely singing voice!

TESSIE. Why…thank you, Trixie! That’s very kind of you to say!

TRIXIE. And what about you, Till? What do you want to float up on your island?

TILLIE. Well, I want some books too, but they don’t take up nearly as much room as your set of books, Trix. I would want the complete Bloody Jack series.

TESSIE. Those books about the girl who pretends to be a boy, and joins the British Navy, and then becomes a pirate, and goes to school in Boston, and then all these other crazy things happen to her?

TILLIE. Yes! Those books!1jacky

TESSIE. I loved the first one! I only ever read the first one.

TILLIE. I’m on the fourth one right now, and they just keep getting better and better! The girl in those books is so resourceful! She got stranded on a deserted island, and she made the best of it! She’s plucky. I bet I could learn a lot about how to survive, on an island, or anywhere, just by paying attention to her methods.

TRIXIE. Good choice, Till! I’ll have to try reading those books too!

TESSIE. Yeah. Almost makes me wish we COULD be stranded on a desert island…

TILLIE. Well then, but remember…no TV, no Agents of SHIELD

TRIXIE. And no Philliest Frog!

TESSIE. FOGG!!

After this, the Whimsies were very distracted and SHIELD was all but forgotten. But not to worry. There’s another episode next week, and they’ll be back to talk about that when it happens. I just wonder who’s going to get their wish. Mark Ruffalo…or Robert Downey Jr.? Or maybe someone completely new and unexpected?? Stay tuned!