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TRRRRSunday was my turn for an outing, and I’ll give you three clues where I most wanted to go. I love movies, and I love anything Marvel, and —well, heck with it, two clues are enough! I asked Miss Chrissy and Mr. Russ to take me to the new Ant-Man movie at an actual movie theater!

Now, I’ve seen lots of lots of movies, watching them on the TV screen in Whimsieville, but I have never in my life been to an actual movie theater, so I was extremely curious to see what it would be like. The first thing I knew was that there would be no need whatsoever to “dress up.” Going to the movie theater is all about enjoying yourself, and being comfortable, and what could be more comfortable than this soft tee shirt and oversized pair of pants? I also added a light jacket, because Miss Chrissy told me that sometimes they’ve got the air conditioner running FULL BLAST in the theater, and you can actually feel ice cold, even though it might be the hottest day of the year.

Well, Sunday was just about the hottest day of the year so far, but after a drive in the air-conditioned car, we arrived…at the convenience store?? What??? Yes, you see, Miss Chrissy always has this idea that it’s cheaper to buy your movie candy at a store than actually at the movie antcandytheater, where it tends to be very, very expensive. (Once inside the movie theater, I scoped out the situation quickly and discovered that Miss Chrissy is absolutely right! Who in their right mind would pay $3.25 for a $1.00 Snickers bar??)

I kind of got the idea from hearing Miss Chrissy and Mr. Russ talking about movie candy that he is very much of the mind that even though it might be cheaper to buy candy at a store, bringing it into the movie theater is not exactly right or proper. Mr. Russ kept telling Miss Chrissy that if she got caught with the “outside candy” and was THROWN OUT of the movie theater, he wasn’t going to stop watching the movie, she would just have to wait for him in the lobby. I wasn’t sure if he was serious or not, because the whole time he was saying this, he was sort of laughing and smiling. I got the idea this was an ongoing joke between the two of them, but the whole idea of being THROWN OUT of a movie theater freaked me out so much that when we went into the convenience store to buy the candy, I didn’t want to be any part of it. So I just hid inside my traveling bag while Miss Chrissy chose the candy (Twizzlers and Kit Kats), hoping that nobody would see us and catch on to what we were doing.

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Well! At last we were out of there, and finally on our way to the theater! We were going to an afternoon showing, also known as a “matinee,” which is just fine by me, though I think I would have liked to see this movie “marquee” behind me all lit up. They tell me it’s got about a dozen different colored neon lights, and is quite a spectacle against the night sky. It would have been nice to see that.

But then, I wasn’t there to see a movie marquee, I was there to see a MOVIE! As we got our tickets, Miss Chrissy asked if there would be a charge for a Whimsie, but when the cashier looked in the bag and saw me, I gave her my biggest, sweetest smile, and she smiled right back and said, “No, no, go right ahead.” That was awfully nice of her, don’t you think?

We stopped at the concession stand for sodas (again, I say: Terribly overpriced!) and a little bit of popcorn, because what’s a movie without popcorn? At least that’s what Miss Chrissy said, though personally, I’m not really a fan. Unless it’s caramel coated popcorn, like Cracker Jacks! I tried a little popcorn, just to be polite, but butter and salt really don’t interest a Whimsie much at all. (Yuck!)

movie-theaterSo we go into the theater, and there are a thousand seats, and since we got there early, we could sit anywhere we liked. Miss Chrissy and Mr. Russ always like to sit on the end of a row, about a third of the way up, and that’s exactly what we did. And sat down in the funny chairs that kept wanting to pop up. Well, not for Miss Chrissy and Mr. Russ, they were absolutely fine on those silly seats, but I couldn’t seem to keep mind down! I guess I simply don’t weigh enough. Finally Miss Chrissy added her purse and the extra sweaters, and I climbed on top of that soft pile and managed to get myself situated just perfectly, ready to see my first movie theater movie!

First, we had to wait, and it seemed like a very, very long time. As we waited, more and more people kept coming in and sitting down. Pretty soon, the theater was mostly full, and to tell you the truth, it was actually a little scary for me, being so small, and so cute, because I was sort of afraid that some bad person might want to wait until all the lights were out, and in the darkness they would reach out and grab me and whisk me away! Hey! It happens sometimes. But Miss Chrissy could tell I was getting nervous, and I think she knew why, so she took my hand, and didn’t let go of it for the entire movie, and then I felt much better and much safer.

So, finally the lights go down, somewhat, and then, before the movie starts, there are commercials—can you believe it?? I had no idea. And then, there are “Coming Attractions,” of other movies they’re showing or planning to show, which are very big and sort of scary, because there is so much going on so quickly, and it’s very, very loud, and by this time the whole movie theater is very, very dark, and you’re just there, in the middle of it, feeling so small.

cellFinally, the screen goes black, and it’s completely dark, and completely quiet, except for one or two people who are still playing around with their cell phones even though the rules clearly state that you must turn your cell phones OFF when you’re in the theater. (The rules also state that you cannot take any pictures while in the movie theater, which is why there are no pictures of me sitting on my big pile of sweaters on that silly pop-up seat, though I surely would have loved to have a picture like that.) (The picture I used earlier, of the empty movie theater, is not actually the movie theater we went to. It’s just something I found on the internet to show how big and empty a movie theater can look when there’s nobody in it. Maybe somebody else got in trouble for taking that picture, but not us!)

Anyway, I’m beginning to wonder if these few inconsiderate people who can’t seem to wean themselves off their cell phones are going to ruin the entire experience for me and everyone else there, but then…

But then…

The screen comes awake again, and it’s those flickering comic book images that let you know you’re about to see one of the most entertaining bits of entertainment you could ever think possible, because you’re about to see a logo-marvelMARVEL MOVIE, and once I saw that, I felt all warm and fuzzy inside, and I didn’t care anything about anyone else who was around me, except for Miss Chrissy, who was still holding my hand, and Mr. Russ, who was sitting on my other side, smiling to beat the band.

So! Soon enough the movie starts, and I get drawn into it, and almost forget who I am, I’m just living in that Marvelous World where everything is literally “bigger than life.” I’m glad I sat through the “Coming Attractions” first, because it sort of got me ready for the actual movie, made me more used to how big and bold and loud everything is so that it didn’t scare me anymore, it just fascinated me, and drew me in, more and more.

So, I guess I should say a few words about Ant-Man, the move, but since it’s so NEW, I wouldn’t want to spoil anyone who hasn’t seen it yet, and might be reading this. I will tell you this much, though: this movie is PURE ENTERTAINMENT. It’s got everything you want to see in a movie: there’s action and adventure, plenty and plenty of funny moments, and also some very sad andantposter touching elements that just about make you want to cry. I’ve seen all the other Marvel movies, at home in Whimsieville, on our much smaller screen, so it may come off sounding a bit ironic when I tell you that even though I saw Ant-Man on the “Big Screen,” in many, many ways it’s a much smaller movie than any of the other Marvel movies. Oh! What did I just say? Ant-Man is a “smaller” movie? LOL! I wasn’t trying to be funny, but it is sort of funny, isn’t it?

What I mean is that this movie has a much smaller cast, and the people in the movies have much more real and personal problems than…oh…let’ say THOR, who is a GOD, whose wicked stepbrother wants to destroy EVERYTHING. No, instead, in Ant-Man, it’s just about one man learning to be a superhero and fighting a single super-villain (who is really just a guy in pretty cool “costume”). It’s about trying to remake your life and be better than you were before. It’s about people overcoming the things in their past that have hurt them and kept them apart from the people they love. Oh, stop! I’m going to make myself cry just thinking about it!

Well, that’s all I’m going to say about Ant-Man, except to mention that I was so absorbed in the movie, that after a while I completely forgot to look for Stan Lee to make his customary “cameo appearance,” so when he did, it caught me by surprise. That’s the sign of a good movie, isn’t it? When you forget all about who you are and where you are and what you’re afraid of and what you’re hoping to see, and then suddenly you reconnect to reality and say, “Oh yeah! Right! It’s ONLY a movie.”

After the movie there were a couple of little “post-credit” scenes (actually, one was in the middle of the credits, and the other was at the very end of the credits) and Miss Chrissy and Mr. Russ kept shaking their heads at all the silly people in the theater who kept getting up and leaving before the movie was completely over. Why do they do that? It’s a mystery. You would think if they care enough about Marvel movies to come out and see one on the opening weekend, they would know enough to stay to the very end for the big surprise.

The big surprise at the end…well, no. I won’t tell you. I wouldn’t want to spoil it for you. I’ll just say that seeing these two extra scenes I got very excited about what might be coming next in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

antimaxI’m only a little Whimsie, but I feel completely comfortable using huge phrases like “Marvel Cinematic Universe.” And now that I’ve seen an actual movie in an actual movie theater, I can’t WAIT to come back and see more! What’s next? Fantastic Four? Maybe I can convince Miss Chrissy and Mr. Russ to take me out to the movies again for that one!

I certainly hope so, but if not, at the very least, I would love to come back to the theater to see something like this: an IMAX show about being in outer space! How cool would that be? Talk about BIG and SCARY.

But I promise I won’t be scared. At least not as long as I can sit between my People, and Miss Chrissy will hold my hand.

ddd1 We waited all through June and half of July, but in the end it seems Miss Chrissy has NOT forgotten her promise to take each of us on a special outing over the Summer. And she started this past weekend by inviting ME to join her and Mr. Russ for a Sunday morning trip to McDonald’s!

McDonald’s has been my choice, almost from the beginning, mostly for these two reasons: first, because I’ve heard they have this special kind of playground for kids who are not too big, where they can climb through tunnels and jump in a pit of colorful balls! That idea has always intriqued me. But then also: there are cookies! Even for breakfast, they serve cookies. And soda. Both of which are very sweet, and therefore highly placed on my “Must Try!” list. So, by choosing to go to McDonald’s, I felt I was killing the proverbial two birds with one stone. (“Proverbial” meaning it’s just an expression, no actual birds suffer any harm—thank goodness!)

So here we go! Off to McDonald’s for a Sunday morning adventure! You’ll notice first of all that I’m dressed in light, airy, stretchable clothing, because I would not want to be constricted in my movements while jumping around in the balls. I decided to wear a short sleeved shirt, but cover it with a little pink jacket, because I’ve heard that restaurants can sometimes be very well air-conditioned. I figured this way, with a short sleeved shirt AND a jacket, I could be prepared for any changes in temperature. Pretty smart, huh?

I also had Trixie put my hair up in two ponytails, so as to keep my hair out of my face while doing all that jumping around. When Trixie suggested she could turn those ponytails into braids, I thanked her very nicely, but refused. Braids, of course, look absolutely adorable on Trixie, but I wouldn’t want anyone to think I was trying to copy her. Besides, I happen to like the way my hair looks in ponytails!

And one more thing: You’ll notice I’ve got on some soft blue socks to match my soft blue pants, and my sparkly sneakers are right there, ready to jump into. The way I understand it, ddd5when you play in the Ball Pit, you’re not supposed to wear shoes. So I spent a little time making sure it was easy enough for me to get in and out of my shoes at a moment’s notice, so I wouldn’t hold up any of the other kids who might want to get into the play area.

Now, as it happened, when we got there…there were NO other kids in the play area! I guess maybe it was just too early for some families to be up and about. I guess maybe a lot of parents like to “sleep in” on a Sunday morning, after staying up so late on Saturday night. Either that, or they get up early and take the whole family to church. Actually, I guess there could be many, many reasons why the McDonald’s playground is not so busy on a Sunday morning. It’s really not for me to know or wonder why. All I know is that I had the Ball Pit all to myself.

ddd3Which was a good thing in a way. Because on one level, I was a little bit afraid that I might actually be too small for the play area, and some of the other kids could end up stepping on me without meaning to. Or, if they happened to be bullies, they might mean to step on me! Either way, even though it was somewhat of a disappointment that I didn't get to meet any other kids and get to play with them, I think perhaps for my first visit to the play area, it was probably a good thing that I was on my own, just so I could "get my feet wet" and "get the lay of the land." (A couple more expressions that in no way indicate there was anything wet about the Tunnels and Ball Pit, and no actual "land" was involved in any way.)

So! We get there, and right away, I run to the Play Area, and take off my shoes, because I remembered I had to do at least this much, but then I just left them lying at the entrance to the Tunnel. So, Miss Chrissy had to gently point me in the direction of the Shoe Cubby. Oh, did I feel foolish! I had forgotten all about the Shoe Cubby! (Miss Chrissy remembered it, because when her kids where very little–though not at little as ME–she used to often take them to play at the Ball Pit, and sometimes also had to remind them to put their shoes in the Cubby.)

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So then, finally I got it right, leaving my shoes in the Cubby, and jumped into the Tunnel, and scurried my way up and jumped right into the Ball Pit, and I’ve got to tell you, I had a quite a bit of fun this morning, even though I was all on my own. There was a lot of scurrying, and climbing, and jumping, but even though I was having a ton of fun, I couldn’t help ddd2thinking about my Whimsie friends at home, and wishing there were here with me. I think we would have had a lot more fun if we were all together. Particularly Tootsie. She would have found this Play Area great practice for her Tree Climbing endevors.

I sort of wore myself out, and probably should have taken off my jacket, because I got so worked up and warm, but just about the time I was beginning to wonder how I could do that, how I could take off my jacket without having it fall down into the bottom of the Ball Pit, where I might never be able to retrieve it again, I heard Miss Chrissy calling me, saying that Soda and Cookies were about to be served.

Well! That’s all I needed to hear. I jumped out, took my place at the table, and dug into those cookies! They were delicious! And the coldness of the sparkly soda really cooled me down to the point ddd6where I was at last glad that I had not gotten around to taking off my jacket. As I sat at that table with Miss Chrissy and Mr. Russ, I was so extremely happy and comfortable as I ate my breakfast snack with them.

After that, we sat for a while reading the newspaper, but then, way too soon, it was time to go. So Miss Chrissy reminded me to get my sneakers from the Shoe Cubby and put them back on. After that, I jumped into my traveling bag for the trip back to Whimsieville. In a way I was sad that my Adventure was over, but at the same time, I was anxious to get back and tell the others all about it. They’ll each have their own Adventure before the Summer is over, but I’m certainly hoping that at some point in the future, Miss Chrissy and Mr. Russ will be kind enough to take ALL of us to the McDonald’s Play Place, so we can all run and jump and play there together. This Sunday morning was a good trip, but if we could all do it together, that would be a GREAT trip!

hat3The great thing about the internet is that you never know what you’re going to get. You may not begin by searching for Buried Treasure, but the more you putter and prod and poke around, one thing leads to another, and before you know it, that’s exactly what you’re unearthing: some wonderful Treasure you previously knew nothing about.

Sometimes I go back and try to figure out how did I ever get to this, anyway, but you know what? Sometimes that’s not important at all. Sometimes all that matters is to “Shut Up and Enjoy the Music!” So, right now I’m going to shut up, so you can sit back and enjoy this music. And these guys, and these crazy, crazy images. And then I’ll talk again, and tell you why I love them so much.

So, that’s it! Did you watch? What do you think?

Have you seen this before? I feel like I’ arriving late to the party, because this video’s been around for at least six years, and this band has been around for even longer. But, as they say…better late than never. Right?

This band is called OK Go which, when you think about it, is really the coolest name for a band. But even better than finding a band with a cool name is finding a band that plays good music, and makes the most awesome music videos. And plop on top of that: all the guys are sorta cute, so really….what’s not to like?

These guys are my new Favorite Boyfriends. I don’t really know a whole lot about them (besides that they play good music, and make the most awesome videos and are really cute), but sometimes that’s all you need to know.

Well, okay…I confess. Due to the vast availability of information on the Internet, I was able to do a quick unburying of more Treasure and found out they come from Chicago (more or less) and they once played at a birthday party for the President of the United States. (Very cool!) I don’t know all their names yet, but the lead singer (the one in the red pants, and by the way, how can you not love a guy that would wear red pants??) is named Damian Something Or Other. I wanted to look up at least that much in case I ever really get to meet him and take our casual Favorite Boyfriend status into something more serious. Just in case, I figured it would be good to know what to call him, besides “Hey! Cute Guy in the Red Pants!”

But the other guys are cute too, especially the Bald One With the Big Glasses. Yeah, I know, he’s not “cute” in the traditional kind of way, he’s more sort of “interesting” looking, rather than good looking, but if you haven’t got what it takes to pull off “good looking,” the next best way to go is interesting. It’s also adorable that he’s so much shorter than the rest of them.

But it’s not all about their looks! Really, it’s not…I’m not that shallow! A lot of my attraction to this band is how fascinating their videos are. They do a lot of videos like the one above, in “one long take,” which means there is no editing, the camera just keeps rolling, and they’ve got to get it ALL right, no stopping for mistakes. What discipline! What creativity! Though Mr. Russ The Man says he thinks some of their videos, particularly this one…

…could not have possibly be done all by one camera. It’s a mystery, it’s magic. In some way, I want to know how they did it, but in another way, I want to simply embrace the magic and say “Shut Up and Enjoy the Music!”

Somehow, Miss Chrissy also came late to this party, and does not have any OK Go in her Music Library. A sorry situation. It appears I’m going to have to sit down with Miss Chrissy and have a Serious Talk with her about setting all that straight, sooner rather than later. But, no worries there. It’s amazing how much Miss Chrissy and I share the same taste in music, so I know she’ll be easily persuaded to say “OK! Let’s GO get ourselves some new music!”

Being Whimsies, we all have a keen interest in Fashion, and are always ready for a Fashion Show. However, Fashion is not our only interest. This morning, one of us (or two of us, or three, or all—I don’t rightly remember) said, “Hey! Let’s have another Fashion Show!” But then, somehow, we all got distracted and went off and did different things.

Somewhere in the middle of all this, however, it occurred to us that there’s no particular reason why we all have to be wearing the same kinds of clothes at the same time, and so we decided to have instead a Fashion Show entitled “Do Your Own Thing!” This was a wonderful opportunity for each of us to engage in our own particular interests and yet still show off our snazzy Fashions.

So, I’ll go first. It was a lovely Spring day today, and I felt the weather deserved some sort of Outdoor Adventure. I had been playing with the Dinosaurs most of the morning, and though most of them were exhausted and ready for a simple lunch of grass and weeds, Barney felt he wanted to do some exploring for some finer dining fare. So I agreed to go with him, because (as you know), if you’re going to venture far from home, it’s always a good idea to bring a buddy. Two are safer than one, and Barney and I were safe and comfortable in each other’s company as we traveled to the outer edges of Whimsieville, searching for new kinds of grass and weeds.

bbbtessWe did eventually find some lovely dandelions on which Barney had such a feast, which made him so sleepy-headed and contented, I had to carry him home most of the way. Good thing he’s a Miniature Dinosaur!

Mr. Squee went with us, I might mention, to guard against any potential Dogs lurking around the perimeter of Whimsieville. Thankfully, we did not see any, and all in all it was an extremely pleasant outing on a fine Spring day.

But I’m getting so wrapped up in my story, I’m forgetting to mention my Fashion! As you can see here, I’m wearing the Dino Club hat (to identify myself as a friend of all Dinosaurs, and to protect against the strong sunshine) and suede walking boots. I also chose earthy browns and greens, with a little jacket that was just fine as we set out, but entirely too warm to wear on the trip back. My top is brown with little purple and white flowers, just to give a little pizzazz to an otherwise drab and utilitarian outfit.

bbbtillBut enough about me! What did the other Whimsies do? For starters, Miss Tillie was not entranced by the delightful weather as I was, and chose instead to stay indoors all day reading books. She’s been working on the Lemony Snicket series, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and yesterday finally got around to finishing up the last of the thirteen books! Wow! That girl does love to read! I’m not saying she read all thirteen books in one day, but she has been working on the series for over a year now. (And I’m sure that soon she will be giving us all her comprehensive review of what she calls “A Delightful Series!”)

To be honest, sitting about and doing that much reading requires not only a strong pair of Reading Glasses to make the works crisp and clear on the page, but also soft and comfortable clothing that will in no way distract the reader from the imaginary world that comes more sharply into focus with each turn of the page. As we see here, Tillie chose the color white as her theme…perhaps to mimic the white of the pages of her book? She too wears a little soft jacket, as I did, because the Library in Whimsieville is air-conditioned, and one never knows how cold one might get while reading about snowy mountain tops, or abominable snowmen. Tillie assures me there were no snowmen in her books, but nevertheless, she kept her soft white jacket and white comfy socks on all day, as she enjoyed her adventure through the Fantasy Land of books.

bbbtrixTrixie also went on a kind of Fantasy Land Adventure, as she once again plays the Pirate. Oh, how that girl does love to play a Pirate! She rummaged through the Costume Wardrobe and pulled out the eye patch and shiny pirate belt, but this time around, decided she was quite a different kind of pirate. This time around, Trixe plays the Girl Pirate. You’ll notice she’s dressed all in pink, her signature color, with a nod to pirate stripes in her pink and white striped top. She also wears a red and white striped bonnet, which (if you ask me) evokes more the feel of an old fashioned sleeping cap than a pirate, but don’t try telling Trixie that! She has quite an imagination, and can make any Fashion work to her liking.

Speaking of imagination, it’s actually entirely appropriate Trixie wears a sleeping cap for her Pirate Adventure, because once she got all dressed up in her Girl Pirate outfit, she camped out on the Big Bed, pretending it was her pirate ship. So, she spent most of the afternoon on the bed, pretending not to be seasick, as she shouted “Avast!” and grumbled “Arrrgh!” at her imaginary crew, boldly ordering them to “Tote that barge! Lift that bale!” (Again, not the particular duties of pirates, but….again, don’t try telling Trixie that…)

bbbtootFinally we come to little Tootsie who, as you know, is in training for Tree Climbing, so as she does most days, she spent a good deal of time running around in the great outdoors, climbing in and out of bushes, in preparation for her Summer Outing, where Miss Chrissy promises to let her go to the Park and climb some real trees! Tootsie is ever so happy as she’s running and climbing, but after a full day of that kind of phsycial activity, she gets quite tired, as anyone would, so as the sun is setting, she comes inside and puts on a nice pair of jammies.

Tootsie chooses a different jammie every night, and on this night, she chose the yellow jammies, because she’s heard so much from the rest of us about how a Whimsie should never wear yellow, and of course, if you tell little Toots there is something off-limits, of course she wants to do it more than ever.

And why not let her wear yellow jammies? She looks perfectly adorable in them, sitting here against a pink pillow at the end of a long, fun and adventurous day. To make herself extra comfortable, Tootsie has even “let her hair down,” a phrase which usually means to stop being so stuffy and uppity, but of course Tootsie is never stuffy and uppity, and in this case it literally means she has taken the ribbons out of her hair, so it can hang freely all night long, before she puts it up again in the morning, for another glorious adventure of more running, playing and climbing.

bbballBy the end of this day, when we all came in from our various activities and saw Tootsie sitting there in those yellow jammies (which, by the way, we may have to take back our comments about a Whimsie never looking good in yellow!), it suddenly reminded the rest of us of what a long and eventful day we’d all had, and we all felt it was indeed time to get into jammies and relax at last, perhaps with a cup of hot cocoa, and a good movie, and with Mr. Squee.

To continue the spirit of the day, I chose to wear the gray dinosaur jammies, Tillie extends her theme of “white and comfortable,” and Trixie opts for more stripes. Her jammies have a little whale near her left shoulder, to remind her of the sea monster she and her crew fought off earlier in the day. “Arrrrgh!”

So, when it comes right down to it, a day like today has made all us Whimsies realize that we can each do our own thing, and yet still remain true to the Whimsie spirit of friendship and togetherness. In fact, if you ask me, it’s our differences that make our times together that much more fun and enjoyable.

TRIXIEFor some time now, I’ve been wondering whether or not I ought to come here to talk about this one particular Whimsie I’ve found on the internet, whose appearance I find most disturbing. After all, this is a family-friendly blog, and I wouldn’t want to present anything that’s too scary or upsetting. In the past, the worst my fellow Whimsies and I have done is to discuss our favorite movie monsters.

But everybody knows that movie monsters are not real. This very disturbing Whimsie girl, however, is as real as me, or Tessie, or Tillie or Tootsie, and that makes her strange appearance just a little too close for comfort.

This dilemma has been gnawing at my mind for weeks now, and finally I decided I can keep silent no more. But I’ll warn you upfront (the same way the news anchorperson does before a particularly gruesome story, or certain television shows do, if they are going to show too many scenes with sex or violence), that some of the images you are about to see may prove to be quite DISTURBING.

So, to protect you, Dear Reader, I’ve given you this warning, and I’m also taking care to place the troublesome images far down in this post, so that if you think it might be too much to bear, you can stop reading here, and switch to some other blog that is much more pleasant than today’s Whimsieville. There is no particular reason in the world why you have to continue reading, or why you should scroll past the point of no return. I’ve spent all this time now warning you, and if heddayou continue to go on, you do so at your own risk. And if you end up having the very same nightmares that I’ve been having these past few weeks, well then…you have nobody to blame but yourself!

Okay! Now shall we proceed?

In my travels around the internet, I’ve discovered that there is this one particular Whimsie whose name is Hedda Get Bedda. Hedda is apparently her first name and “Get Bedda” means, “Get to bed,” or more precisely “Get to bed, because you’re SICK, poor dear!” So “Get Bedda” is sort of a cute way of saying, “Get better.”

But there’s nothing cute about Hedda! In this first picture, of course, she looks fine. She’s dressed in some kind of jammie, and a wool hat, and socks, so I can very well imagine that perhaps she’s sick, and has a fever, and needs to get some medicine and some rest. Yes, she’s smiling here, but you must admit, it’s sort of sad or tired smile, and even her eyes look like she’s having a hard time keeping them open. Seeing this picture, you think, “Oh my! Poor dear! Get some rest and surely you’ll feel better in the morning!”

That’s what you’d think, right? And why shouldn’t you? That’s the way the world normally works, isn’t it? But dig a little deeper and you’ll discover what’s really ailing Hedda. And this is the part that terrifies me most of all! It seems that Hedda’s problem is that she’s…well…well, there’s no nice way to say this. She’s TWO-FACED.

hedda2faceIn normal conversation, being “two-faced” means someone who says one thing to your face, then turns around and says something completely different to your friends. Or, they are nice to you at first, but then later on, they are mean. With someone who is “two-faced,” you never know what you’re going to get, so you simply can’t trust them.

But in Hedda’s case, it seems she is quite literally two-faced. As you can see here, she has two-faces! And in fact, I’m not exactly sure, but I think if she turned her head around just a little bit more, you’d find that she actually has a third face. Aaaargh! I don’t even want to see it! I don’t even want to think about it!

Now, like it’s not disturbing enough that this poor girl has two (or three) faces, it seems there’s yet even more to her peculiar condition. You see, it seems that she can spin her head completely around to show any one of those faces. Years ago, there was a terribly, terribly frightening movie about a girl who was possessed by the devil, and the devil could make her spin her head completely around. I’ve heard about this many time, but I’ve never actually seen it, because as a rule, we Whimsies try to avoid anything that’s too terribly frightening. But as you know, we sometimes like to see a show or movie that’s just a little bit frightening, and so we recently watched Sleepy Hollow, and in that show, there is one character who also got possessed, and ended up doing very disturbing things with his head. It’s too distressing for me to post the picture here, but if you’re wondering what I’m talking about, you can click on this link.

Now, if you’ve looked at my picture of Hedda, and you’ve clicked on that link just above, you’ve probably seen all the weird and upsetting stuff you care to see today. But wait! It gets worse! Here’s yet another picture I’ve found depicting an additional problem poor little Hedda has to put up with! As you can see here, Hedda’s head pops off! Decapitated!! hedda detachedAnd some humans seem to have no problem whatsoever standing around and having themselves photographed with Hedda’s head! I mean…I mean…it’s disgraceful! It’s appalling! It’s just too much for a sensitive Whimsie like me to have to deal with!

The phrase “add insult to injury” means, “as if things weren’t bad enough, here’s one more bad thing,” and I have only one more bad thing to say about Hedda. I hate to look too closely at these images I’m posting here, because they are so very unsettling, but you don’t have to look very, very closely to notice that the Hedda’s head covering, which I earlier described as a “wool hat,” is not wool at all, but actually plastic!

So, in addition to having a two (or three) faced head that humans like to pop off and pose with, Hedda must spend all her days wearing a plastic hat. No wonder the poor girl is sick so much of the time! How would you hedda doom feel if you had to live your life with your head imprisoned in plastic? Doctor Doom spends his life behind a metal mask, and we all know how grouchy that makes him!

Well, that’s all I have to say about Hedda. Hopefully. I mean, I hope as I’m looking around on the internet I don’t find any more photos showing any additional problems this poor Whimsie has to deal with. I feel so very sorry for her. And yet, at the same time, I’m also frightened. So frightened, as I say, I’ve ended up having quite a few nightmares about Hedda. In the worst of my nightmares, I’m quietly sleeping in my bed, and suddenly jolt awake to find Hedda’s dismembered head floating in the middle of the darkness of my room, and her second (or third) face staring down at me.

The other Whimsies have asked me why, lately, I’ve been wanting to sleep with a night light, and at first I hesitated to tell them, not wanting to drag them into this most appalling of Whimsie aberrations, but finally, they dragged it out of me. And yes, they were all horrified at first, but then the more we talked about it, the more we got to express our feelings to each other, the less troublesome it seemed. heddafriendsThat’s when I got the idea that I had to come here and write about Hedda, to finally get this thing off my chest once and for all.

And now that I have, I hope two things: first, that I haven’t disturbed you too much, Dear Reader. And secondly, that I’ll now finally be able to get a good night’s sleep once again!

Mostly, the world is a pretty place. But sometimes it’s not. But when it’s not, the best thing you can do, really, is face it head on, with friends. And if this picture is any indication, the one saving grace for poor Hedda is that she has a large group of good friends with whom she can share her sorrows.