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Already our New Year’s Resolutions are working out for us! If you’ll recall, last time Trixie promised that she was going to try to be a bit neater. Since then she’s spent a good deal of time cleaning up our room, and once the bed was cleared, Miss Chrissy surprised us with a special blanket! Not only is this a groovy new blanket for us, but it also has a deep History. And I’m going to tell it to you now.

As you know, “Tie-Dye” was a very popular theme in the 1960’s—back when Miss Chrissy was a girl. But, no, wait! This is not her blanket! This blanket actually belonged to her daughter, Mary, when Mary was a girl, back in the 1990’s. What does that tell us? That some things, that are truly groovy, never really go out of style, they just keep looping around and around, for each new generation to enjoy.

DIGITAL CAMERAMary enjoyed this blanket when she was a teenager, but now she is grown, and planning soon to move Cross-Country with her husband. She has held on to this blanket for all these years, simply because it IS so groovy, and because it has Sentimental Value. So she doesn’t want to get rid of it altogther, but at the same time, when you are planning a Cross-Country Move, it’s not always possible to take every little memento with you. Sometimes you have to make some harsh decisions.

But Mary is a smart girl (just like her mother,Miss Chrissy!) and came up with a way to “Have Her Cake and Eat It Too.” You see, a few days after Christmas, Miss Chrissy and The Man took a trip to visit Mary in the next state over, and while they were there, the Tie-Dye Blanket made an appearance. Miss Chrissy admired it, and said, “If you’re planning to get rid of that blanket, I’d like to have it! It would look great in the Whimsies’ room!”

Mary said, “I’m not planning to get rid of it, but tell you what: would you ‘babysit’ this blanket for me? The Whimsies can enjoy it as much as they like (as long as they promise to take good care of it), but it ever happens that I want it back—”

And Miss Chrissy said, “Yes! Yes! That will work perfectly!”

So, in this case, everybody wins. Mary wins because she has one less bulky blanket to pack up for her Cross-Country Move. Miss Chrissy wins because she now gets to enjoy this beautiful Tie-Dye blanket which not only reminds her of when she was a girl, but also reminds her of when her girl was a girl! And we Whimsies win, because we have a groovy new blanket here in our room in Whimsieville!

And one more thing: Miss Chrissy says she also wins because if it ever happens that Mary says she is ready to have her Tie-Dye blanket again, instead of simply boxing it up and sending it Cross-Country, she may just have to consider whether or not it’s time to make a Cross-Country vacation to deliver that seattleblanket in person! Not that she ever needs an “excuse” to visit her daughter, but such a situation could be the proverbial “Killing Two Birds With One Stone.”

(Editior’s Note: No actual cake was eaten, and no actual birds were killed during the writing of this blog post.)

NN3 We’ve all had a wonderful Christmas here in Whimsieville, but now it’s almost the New Year, so yesterday I decided to sit down with the Whimsies to discuss the time-honored tradition of New Year’s Resolutions. The Whims know all about Resolutions, of course, just like the rest of us, but are usually so carefree, they don’t always feel compelled to make them. However, this year, because of our long conversation over steaming cups of hot chocolate stirred with candy canes, they got all hyped up about making some New Year’s Resolutions. After careful consideration, each has come up with a single idea about what they would like to do better in the new year. I could go ahead and tell you all about it, but I think it would be much better if I let them tell you in their own words.

NNTILLTILLIE: READ MORE BOOKS!

Trixie, Tessie and I simply love to read books, but sometimes we get so busy with other things, we don’t always have the time for all the books we would like. Well…I can’t really speak for them—actually, they both seem to be quite contented with the number of books they read, because neither of them chose this as their New Year’s Resolution. But as for me, that’s my Resolution: read more books!

Here in Whimsieville we have so many wonderful books lining so many shelves in so many different places, that sometimes it’s hard to keep up with them all. It’s a favorite activity of mine (especially on a cold or rainy day) to quietly go through looking at all the different titles, thinking about how someday I would like to read those books. Well, guess what? That someday is now!

booksfallopenWhimsieville itself is such a magical place, but it is not the only magical place in this wonderful world. Books can send us to so many wonderful and magical places, if only we let them. All it takes is that first quiet moment when you take the book down from the shelf, open its spine, and jump right in. Then you’re hooked.

Well…most of the time. There are some books that are duds, but in my experience, so many more are simply a great vacation from the everyday. So, I resolve to take more vacations in this coming year. Because who doesn’t love a book? And who doesn’t love a vacation?

NNTESSTESSIE: MORE TIME WITH DINOSAURS

Tillie, Trixie and I have some pets that we don’t pay nearly enough attention to. I’m talking about our dinosaurs: Fred, Wilma, Betty and Barney. You know all about how these four dinos came to live with us here in Whimsieville, but what you may not know is that dinosaurs are actually very independent creatures. They totally enjoy their own little dinosaur society, but they don’t really need a lot of interaction with people….or Whimsies. They go outdoors to find their own food and water, then huddle together at night in their condo apartment, sharing dinosaur stories in their own secret dinosaur language. Sometimes late into the night we can hear them quietly jabbering and laughing, but of course none of us really know what they find so amusing. If you ask them about it the next day, they’ll gladly try to share the story about the funny antics of a butterfly or wasp that they saw in the garden, and start laughing about it all over again, but you’re just standing there, looking befuddled and politely agreeing, “Yes, very nice…very entertaining…” though of course you can’t really understand.

So anyway, it makes me feel good, when I think back on this past year, and how little attention we’ve paid to our pets, to know that they can get along perfectly fine without us. But at the same time, whenever we do take a few moments to hang out with the dinosaurs, it’s always such pleasant fun, for all of us. So I think we should do it more. At least, I think I should do it more. And that’s what I intend to do in this New Year. It will expand my world to look at life from a different point of view, and I think it will also make the dinosaurs happy. I say they don’t need us, but I know they always like it when care enough to include them in our activities. And who knows? Maybe if I make the effort, I’ll eventually be able to understand the reasons why such simple tales of butterflies make them giggle and howl with merriment.

TRIXIE: LESS MESS!

As you all know, I spent a good many years living in a Hoard—many more years than either Tessie or Tille. It was not an enjoyable experience, but because it went on for so long, in some ways having things all messy around me doesn’t seem to bother me as much as it bothers the others. Sometimes I find that I don’t always put things away when I’m done with them, and this will drive Tillie crazy, if it’s books or comics, and it will drive Tessie crazy, if it’s clothes and hats from our wardrobe. It doesn’t drive me crazy, but when I think about it, I probably could be more considerate to everyone else here in Whimsieville if I made a better effort to clean up after myself.

nnsqueeNow, having said all that, I don’t want to give anyone the impression that I’m a slob! Because I’m not! It’s just that sometimes I get so wrapped up in what I’m doing that I just keep going, and keep doing, and NNTRIXdon’t really take a moment to think about the trail of stuff I’m leaving behind myself. I always go back eventually and clean up and “put away my toys,” so to speak, but I realize I don’t always do it as quickly and as considerately as I should, in view of the fact that there are many other people and Whimsies and dinosaurs that live here with me in Whimsieville—to say nothing of Mr. Squee, who is always so proper and clean, a “well-groomed gentleman,” as Miss Chrissy is always calling him. (And by the way, in case you’re wondering, Mr. Squee’s Resolution is to “Get More Rest” in the coming year.) Now it’s not that Mr. Squee would ever say anything to me about my mess—like the others do. But I know it must bother him as much as it bothers everyone else.

So that’s my plan for the New Year! Being neater, and more thoughtful. As plans go, I think it’s a pretty good one.

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So here we have it! The official Whimsie Christmas Portrait for 2014. And don’t they look so beautiful in their new Christmas outfits, with those huge grins upon their adorable faces?

The Whims have been so excited about everything Christmas, helping me to bake and wrap presents, and learning all kinds of Christmas Carols, which they sing so sweetly in their high-pitched melodic little voices. It’s amazing to see how much joy they always find in their everyday lives, but when the holidays come around—watch out! Joy and Excitement go into full-fledged overdrive, when the holidays loom.

But nothing excites a Whimsie as much as the opportunity to put on some new clothes and have a photo shoot—especially if it’s in front of a fireplace, and next to a Christmas tree! So let’s see what the girls have chosen to wear for this holiday season!

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First, let’s take a look at Trixie. Her holiday outfit is extremely casual, a soft velveteen mini dress…in what color? Why, PINK, of course! And what looks better with pink than black? Trixie wears some black tights against the cold Winter weather, and finishes it all up with black patent leather Mary Janes.

Wait! Did I say she “finishes up”? Not so fast, my friend! Take a look at her hair. Trixie has decided to accessorize her customary braids with a couple of shiny jeweled hair clips. She places them on the top of her head, bringing down a fringe of hair to create “bangs.” This is a new look for her, and quite becoming, wouldn’t you say?

One more thing of note: Trixie’s little dress has two very prominent pockets on the front. She tells me this is to make it easy to collect little any little chocolates and candy canes that Santa Claus is likely to provide as a holiday treat. That Trixie! She’s always ready for anything!

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And now let’s look at Tessie, who is going off in a totally different direction. As casual and fun as Trixie’s outfit is, that’s how elegant and ethereal our little Tessie appears, like an angel, all in white. You’ll note she wears lacy white socks, but her shoes are golden and shiny, like the ballet slippers of an otherworldy being.

Miss Tessie tells me that in her Christmas look, she is hoping to capture the beauty of newly-fallen snow. Also of note: she’s been singing the Christmas Carol “Oh Little Town of Bethlehem” almost non-stop since she first heard it, and hopes that the simple beauty of her Christmas outfit perfectly captures the calm and quiet of that first Christmas night, so many years ago.

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And now, here’s Tillie, in a much more traditional look, the red velvet of her dress so perfect for the Christmas season! The lacy trim, as well as the lacy heart on her bodice could serve her just as well for Valentine’s Day!

But it’s not Valentine’s Day yet! It’s Christmas, and Tillie is dressed to the hilt. Look at her shoes and socks, aren’t they simply adorable, with those huge white bows? Nothing says Christmas more than red and white, unless it’s red and green, as Tillie understands, having tied a green ribbon in her hair.

Each Whimsie looks so different, and yet each is completely ready to celebrate this holiday. They would be here themselves to say “Merry Chrismas and a Happy New Year!” but I’m afraid they are much too busy at the moment, eating Christmas candy, singing Christmas Carols, and marveling over all the wonderful new things Santa Claus as brought them, since they have been good little Whimsies all year long.

I suspect this will be a very long day for the Whimsies, full of all kinds of wonders, and by the end of it they will have quite worn themselves out. But that’s okay. By night time surely they will change out of their fancy dresses into their comfy jammies, and want to cuddle up on the couch with Mr. Squee to watch all their favorite Christmas movies. At some point, those magical Whimsies will at last fall asleep, with visions of sugarplums dancing in their head, as they begin to wonder what new adventures await them each day between now and next Christmas Day.

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hat3A little while back, Tessie promised a Fashion Show, but then we got distracted by the final episode of SHIELD and just had to stop and talk about that, and in addition, there’s been so much Christmas-type activity going on here in Whimsieville, that it’s been a real whirlwind! But every whirlwind must die down eventually, and when it does….Fashion is still there. And Whimsies are are always BIG fans of Fashion! So without any further delay, we present to you some of our latest Fashions from the Thrift Store Boutique!

222tillI call this the “(Not So) Fancy Pants” Fashion Show because in fact our new clothes are pants, and…guess what? They’re not really very fancy. But that’s okay, because in general, Whimsies would rather be comfortable than be fancy, if we had to choose one over the other. And while I must admit we all look terribly good and terribly fashionable in our new pants, more than anything, and most important of all, we look comfortable…because we ARE comfortable.

Let’s start with Tillie. She is showing off our new baggy blue jeans. Or…dungarees, as they used to be called. (Don’t you just love that word…dungarees??) Tillie truly understands what blue jeans are all about, because here she has paired them with the most simple and classic of all clothing: a plain white tee shirt. White and blue. I tell you: it’s classic! And not only that, but she also adds our new tie-up brown suede shoes. This ensemble says “Saturday Afternoon,” like nothing else possibly could. But here’s the crowning glory—red and white striped shoelaces! No, not in her shoes, but Tillie ties one around her waist, as a belt, and another holds back her long, beautiful hair. Oh my! Can you say “Patriotic”? Wait! Did I say “Saturday afternoon”? A Saturday afternoon early in July, I would guess!

222tessTessie, on the other hand, is evoking all the comfort of an evening at home, hanging out on the couch with Mr. Squee, looking positively relaxed in her new soft blue “footies.” Whenever you find a pair of pants that have “feet,” you have to say they are “jammie” pants, and that’s just fine with Tessie, and with the rest of us, because hanging out in jammies is one thing we Whimsies are very good at! The blue of Tessie’s pants might be called “Baby Blue,” and though we Whimsies are not babies, we have no aversion to the color. Notice how nicely Tessie’s pants blend with the pale yellow and blue of Mr. Squee’s Couch Blanket. He doesn’t seem to mind her sitting there with him, as long as she doesn’t try to monopolize the light from the nearby lamp. Cats love lamp light almost as much as we Whimsies love comfortable footie pants! And so, if you ask me, this is a picture of everything being right with the world.

222trixNow, finally, it’s my turn! And even though the theme of this Fashion Show is (Not So) Fancy Pants, I think you might agree that I look a wee bit fancy in my hot pink shirt and sparkly pink sneakers. That’s the wonderful thing about Fashion: sometimes you can combine things that don’t really seem like they should go together, but when you do, you come up with some new look that absolutely works! That’s what I’m doing here. You’ll notice that my new pants are brown, and soft, and loaded with polka dots. Polka dots are always so much fun! (Why are they called “polka” dots, I wonder? Isn’t the Polka some crazy Slavic dance?? Maybe somebody thought all the dots looked like they are dancing? Who knows!) Anyway, the pants are soft, the shirt is soft, the polka dots are crazy, and the shoes are sparkly. How many differnt things can you have going on in one outfit? And yet, it all works together in perfect harmony, and besides all that—once again, this outfit has that all important quality of being completely comfortable!

One more thing before I leave you today. Just take a good look at how wonderful my PINK and BROWN clothes look together. Doesn’t it make you feel all happy inside? Bright, and cozy, yet somehow also energetic and exciting? Yes, there’s a place for the patriotic red, white and blue, and there’s also a place for the 222allsubdued pastel colors that make you want to calm down and get a good night’s sleep. But at the same time, there’s also a place for the lively look of of hot pink and crazy polka dots. It’s a good thing there are so many different types of clothes in the world, to fit all our many different types of moods.

And next time we hope to show you some more Fashion—our Christmas outfits! Can’t wait for that. But as we do wait, I think we’ll just hang out here on the couch with Mr. Squee for a little while. He’s so happy with his lamp light, I don’t even think he knows we’re here! So, everybody…shhhh…. Let’s let him sleep…

111whimThe Whimsies have been enjoying the second season of Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, they just haven’t been talking about it a whole lot. I asked, and they said there was just too much to think about, and they weren’t really sure what they felt about everything that was happening on the show. After the final episode of the “Fall Season,” they were exceptionally quiet about it for several days. But several more days have passed now, and in typical Whimsie fashion, it turns out they have MUCH to say about their favorite TV show. I happened to be passing by when I heard this conversation:

TILLIE. So, girls!

TRIXIE. So…what?

TILLIE. So, what do you think?

TRIXIE. What do we think about what? You know we already have all kinds of ideas going through our heads on a constant basis. You have to be a little more specific, Till!

TILLIE. What do you think about SHIELD?

TESSIE. (throwing up her hands) Aaaargh! I was afraid you were going to ask that!

TRIXIE. Me too!

TILLIE. Why afraid?

TESSIE. Because I don’t know WHAT to think! My mind is all a-jumble!

TILLIE. Well, me too. But I’m starting to sort out my thoughts and feelings about it, and I think I’ve figured out a way we can all talk about it.

TRIXIE. Leave it to you, Till! You’re so smart, you always figure things out. What do you want to talk about?

TILLIE. Well, we all know that this is our favorite show, but some things that have happened are good, and some things that have happened are bad.

TRIXIE. Yeah! But even more than all that, there are still so many questions!

TILLIE. Exactly! So this is what I propose: let’s talk first about what was good, then about what was bad, and then let’s see what kind of questions we have.

TESSIE. Great idea! And you know what? It may even be that as we talk we can answer each other’s questions! I’m game!

TRIXIE. Me too! Shoot!111Mockingbird_AA_h

TILLIE. Okay, then. Let’s start with what was good. What did you like most about this season?

TRIXIE. Ooh! Ooh! I can answer that one right away! I LOVE that they brought in Mockingbird!111stave

TILLIE. Mocikingbird? Who’s that?

TRIXIE. You know, the new Agent. Bobbi.

TILLIE. Oh yeah! The tall blonde! Very pretty…

TRIXIE. Yeah! But most of all…she can kick BUTT, can’t she!

TILLIE. I agree. She’s one tough chick.

TESSIE. What? Like this show doesn’t already have enough tough chicks?

TRIXIE. (laughing) Yeah! They do! May, of course, and now Skye’s getting pretty tough herself, isn’t she? But it never hurts to have some more tough chicks.

TESSIE. I like their new headquarters. The place that’s all brick. It’s so HUGE!! It was really getting kind of cramped on “The Bus.”

TILLIE. Yeah, but I still love “The Bus.”

TRIXIE. Me too. But I see where Tess is going with this. They have so many new people, they needed more space. Especially Coulson needed room for drawing all those symbols.

TILLIE. But oh!! Don’t forget the best part! The “jail.”

TESSIE. With the invisible wall! How cool is that?

TRIXIE. Yeah. It was kind of funny to see Ward down there, like he’s free…but then he’s really not.111ward

TILLIE. Ward! Don’t get me started on Ward! I have plenty to say about Ward!

TESSIE. So, is that what you think is “good” about the show? Ward?

TILLIE. Well…in a way…yeah. I mean, you have to admit, he’s a much more interesting character, now that he’s a bad guy. But let’s not go there yet. First, let’s talk about the REAL bad guys!

TRIXIE. You mean Hydra.

TILLIE. Yes! They are BAD. They are EVIL, aren’t they? They’re just plain…scary. And their leader—who thankfully was killed in the last episode—that Whitehead guy, he was just plain…creepy!! Brrrr! Didn’t like him at all. Glad he got killed.

TESSIE. So, wait. That’s what you think was “good” about the show? That the bad guys are bad?

TILLIE. Yes! Absolutely! Last season we just sort of floundered around, introducing everyone, getting the lay of the land, and then of course there was Garrett, but we didn’t know he was the bad guy until very late in the season. I mean, there was the idea of the Clairvoyant, right? But that was only one person. This is a whole organization!REED DIAMOND

TRIXIE. Right! And even though that Whitehead got killed, you know what they say? Cut off the head, and two will spring up in its place!

TESSIE. Don’t talk about it! I can’t imagine it! It’s too scary!

TRIXIE. Hey, Tess. That’s the way it is. The Marvel Universe is not always a nice place.

TILLIE. Well, I don’t mind if it’s not nice. It IS a drama, after all. And there’s no drama without conflict. But there’s one thing that really irks me.

TESSIE. Ooh! Are we now moving to what what we don’t like about the show?

TILLIE. Yes, and here’s what I don’t like: I don’t like it when characters do STUPID things to move the drama along.

TRIXIE. Nobody likes that, Till! But what are you thinking about?

TILLIE. Well, we were just talking about Ward being in that prison that looks like it has no wall, and that was kind of creepy, thinking that a maniac like him could get out. But then a decision is made to let him out, and when they do, of course he escapes!

TRIXIE. Of course! He’s Ward! He’s a trained professional!

TILLIE. Exactly! You know that, and I know that, but apparently Agent Coulson completely forgot that, because he lets Ward go with only two guards guarding him. When I saw that, I started asking myself, “What the heck is going on here? Am I missing something here? Does Coulson WANT him to escape?”

TESSIE. I know what you mean. I was thinking the same thing. I was thinking, why don’t they drug him first, knock him out? Unconscious! That’s the only way you should be transporting a prisoner as dangerous as Ward.

TRIXIE. I agree. Epic fail on the part of the writers. It didn’t make sense at all. I didn’t like that either.

TESSIE. Okay, but wait, Trix. You can’t take the same thing as Tillie just said. You have to come up with something on your own. What else didn’t you like?

TRIXIE. (silent, thinking…)

TILLIE. Trix…?

TRIXIE. (still thinking…)

TESSIE. Hmmm….? Nothing….?

TRIXIE. No, wait.

(They wait. Then…)

TESSIE. Well, if you don’t have anything—

TRIXIE. Skye’s hair.

TESSIE. What?

TRIXIE. Skye’s new hairstyle. I don’t like it.

(TILLIE and TESSIE look at each other. Then…)

TILLIE. That’s it?

TRIXIE. Yeah, that’s it. I don’t like her new hairstyle.

TILLIE. Really! Are you kidding? It’s so cute!

TRIXIE. No it’s not.

TILLIE. But she looks so much better!

TRIXIE. No she doesn’t.111skyehair

TILLIE. (rolling her eyes) Pfft! Well, there’s no accounting for taste…

TESSIE. (suddenly, seeing that an argument is about to break out regarding Skye’s hairstyle) Well, you know what I don’t like? What they did to Tripp in the end.

TILLIE and TRIXIE. (together) OOOOOHHHH!

TESSIE. It’s not fair! I mean, it looks like he’s dead, doesn’t it? How could they go and kill him? I was just getting to like him quite a bit, and then this…B.J. BRITT

TILLIE. Well, you know how it is. We’ve talked about this before, and in fact, in the last episode, our new character, Hunter, even said something about it. Remember when he said, “Join SHIELD. Travel to new and exciting places. Meet new people. And kill them.” Well, that’s kind if Joss Whedon all over, isn’t it?

TRIXIE. Yeah. We meet new and exciting people, and just as we get to like them… he kills them!

TESSIE. (under her breath) Joss Whedon must pay for this…

TILLIE. And now only that, but what about Mac?

TRIXIE and TESSIE. (together) OOOOOHHHH!

TILLIE. Yeah, I was just getting to like him too, and now what’s happening?

TRIXIE. Well, wait. He actually might be okay. In the end, it looked like maybe his eyes were going back to normal.

TESSIE. I hope so! I like him too! And not only that, but Fitz likes him! He and Fitz have become good friends, and poor Fitz, he really needs a friend now.

TRIXIE. Yeah, things are not so good for him now. I mean, at least he’s alive, but…but… what a shame that all his great brain power is there, but he can’t really access it.

TESSIE. And not only that! What about Simmons! He and Simmons can barely talk to each other now! It’s very awkward, and I don’t know how we’re going to get past it.

TILLIE. I see lots of development in the future for Fitz and Simmons, though maybe not with each other.

TESSIE. But speaking of Simmons, I thought the best episode was when she was working undercover for Hydra. I really liked the way that episode started. And then I liked the way it ended. Because you didn’t know at first if she had really gone over to Hydra, and then when Coulson shows up at her apartment, you had no idea what might happen next, but then you find out everything is okay, and she’s just working undercover, but then it got scary, because she got called up to the boss’ office, and she’s a terrible liar, and I thought she was going to be found out.

TRIXIE. That episode was a real roller coaster ride! But my favorite part was when she was walking down the hall at the end—no, running down the hall—trying to escape, and then here comes Mockingbird, only at that point you don’t know it’s Mockingbird, you think she’s really a Hydra agent, and you think she’s going to capture Simons, if not KILL her, but then she pulls out those battles staves—and when I saw that, I said “OMG! It’s Mockingbird!”

TESSIE. Well, Trix, you have the benefit of a lot of Marvel Comics knowledge that we don’t have. I’m still not really sure about all this Mockingbird stuff you’re talking about. I was just so glad when we found out that Bobbi was there to help Simmons, not to capture her, and for me the best part of that episode when she finally got back “home,” got to their underground headquarters, and from that point on you knew she was going to be all right. Even if she and Fitz are not all right together, at least she’s SAFE.

TILLIE. That was a good moment. That was a good episode. But you know the one I really enjoyed? I liked the one where the writing was on the back of the painting, and Coulson and May had to go undercover at the party, and they were dancing.

TESSIE. OMG! That was hysterical! Yeah, that was my favorite episode TOO!MING-NA WEN, CLARK GREGG

TILLIE. Okay, listen. I think we could probably talk about SHIELD all day. But let’s not forget we have some shopping lists to prepare for Miss Chrissy so she can go to the store and buy everything she needs to make those Christmas Eve treats!

TRIXIE. Oh yeah! We have to get that list done! Let’s do that now!

TILLIE. Okay, but one more thing. We never got to our questions! I mean, I’m sure both of you have questions, just like I do.

TESSIE. Absolutely!

TILLIE. So let’s just ask our questions, and then we can think about them, and maybe later we can come back and see if we can figure anything out. Who wants to go first?

TRIXIE. Well, Tessie should go first, because we all know what her question is.

TESSIE. We do?

TRIXIE. Yes, of course! You want to know about Fitz! You want to know if he’s going to be okay, and if he gets his smarts back, and if he and Simmons can be friends again.

TESSIE. Well…

TRIXIE. Am I right? Or am I right?

TESSIE. Well, of course you’re right! I was so worried about him at the end of the first season, so it’s good to see he’s still alive, and can do some of the things he used to do. I keep hoping maybe there will be some supernatural cure that will send positive energy, or oxygen, or something like that, back into his brain so he can be totally smart again.111fitzsimmons

TILLIE. And you’re hoping Simmons will fall in love with him!

TESSIE. (sighing) Well…that would be nice too. But I think that’s less likely to happen.

TRIXIE. Yeah, we thought they were building up something between Simmons and Tripp, but now it looks like he’s totally been…I don’t know…dusted, turned to ash—

TESSIE. Oh, don’t talk about it! I wonder about that too. I wonder if they will somehow bring him back. Oh, I hope so!

TILLIE. Well, don’t waste too much time hoping for things with this show. Because you never know what you’re going to get. Case in point: my “I wonder.” I wonder what the heck is going on with Ward. I wonder if he’s now a good guy or a bad guy.

TESSIE. Well, of course he’s a bad guy! He’s killed people! Innocent people! Lots of them. Including his brother!

TILLIE. Funny you mention that, because that whole thing with his brother, I’m thinking, “Ah ha! At last we’re going to find out the truth about Ward and his brother!” But when it was all over, I didn’t know what to believe.

TRIXIE. That’s what they want. They want to keep you guessing! Ward is a bad guy, but it’s possible he does some bad things for good reasons.

TILLIE. What’s his agenda?

TESSIE. Skye. He’s all about Skye. I thin that’s it. He’s obsessed.

TRIXIE. And that’s what I want to talk about. What about Skye? What happens with her now? So she’s met her father, and she’s done this thing with the obelisk, and now it seems she’s been maybe changed somehow, but we don’t yet know how.

TILLIE. I liked that at the very end. Something really big just happened to her, but all we could see in her face was how sad she was about Tripp dying. It was just…too, too much, know what I mean?

TRIXIE. It was so emotional!! And not only that, but she met her father, and I guess you guys don’t know, but I think I know who he really is, and that means I think I know who Skye really is—

TILLIE. You mean…Daisy? Was that what he called her?

TRIXIE. Yes, and that could mean A LOT! But I guess we won’t know until next season, which I think starts in March, after the Peggy Carter show.

TESSIE. Oh, the Peggy Carter show! I can’t wait to see that!111hat

TRIXIE. Yeah! Talk about strong female characters!

TESSIE. And she likes hats! Just like we do!hattess1

TILLIE. Okay, that’s enough! We’ve talked about SHIELD for too long already! We need to stop and go make that Christmas Baking Shopping List!

TRIXIE. (scurrying off) You guys go ahead! I’ve got to go talk to Russ!

TESSIE. (confused) Russ? Who’s Russ?

TRIXIE. (stopping suddenly) The Man! Russ is The Man, and he likes Marvel Comics as much as I do!

TESSIE. The Man’s name is Russ?

TRIXIE. Don’t be silly, Tess! We hear Miss Chrissy call him that all the time.

TILLIE. Well,no…actually, mostly she calls him “Hon,” or “Sweetie…”

TRIXIE. Sure. But his name is Russ. Everybody has a name, right? His name is Russ, and he knows almost as much about Marvel as I do. We have lots of good talks about comics all the time. I’ll bet he’s got some ideas about Daisy. I’ve got to go ask him what he thinks—cccgingerbread

And so as Trixie goes scurrying off for an in-depth conversation about Marvel Comics with the only person in Whimsieville who knows just as much about Marvel Comics as she does, Tillie and Tessie find a pen and a piece of paper and start making up that shopping list: flour, sugar, butter, walnuts, cinnamon, cloves, more butter, more sugar, eggs, butter, multi-colored sprinkles, chocolate, butter, etc., etc., etc….