Ahoy, mateys! Trixie here! And today I’m a pirate. AAARRRGH!!! Because Miss Chrissy bought a purse at a yard sale, and this groovy eyepatch was in the bottom. The purse was a cotton bag with a long strap and lots of colors and sparkles on the outside, and Miss Chrissy said someone probably took it to a RenFest. That’s why there was an eyepatch inside. So I asked if I could use the eyepatch, and found this bandana, and put on the striped shirt and behold! Pirate Trixie!!
Scary!!! No?
…no?…
Oh well…you can’t blame me for trying. 🙂